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Entanglement Jokes

Quantum entanglement is not hard to understand:

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

I thought you knew the common term for an ancestal entanglement...

A parently knot.

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What do you call sub-atomic sex?

A quantum entanglement.

What do you call two physicists in a love affair?

Quantum entanglement

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Why did the quantum physicist participate in sexual threesomes?

Because he was interested in investigating entanglement and running double slit experiments.

I never cheated on my test

I had an entanglement with Google.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Once upon a time, there was a particularly intelligent sperm cell living inside a particularly large blue whale. From the time it was created, the sperm cell studied diligently and learned a great many things. It read the full text of Wikipedia. It learned languages, history, science. It learned the...

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