What do the World Wide Web and the Prime Minister of Israel have in common?

They are both Net and Yahoo.

When he told his friends he wanted to make the World Wide Web,

they all said he was one crazy spider.

Did you know that the internet was invented by Spiderman?

That's why it's called The World Wide Web.

If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.

Do you know why your Momma cant wear fishnets?

It's because, the World Wide Web is already being used.

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