Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

I made a website for orphans

Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

There is not a home pge

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I just tried to set up an account on the Weight Watchers website.

Asked me "will you accept cookies?", the piss-taking bastards.

A crafting website for people who have seizures

Epiletsy

Did you hear about the new website most popular with Alabama THOTs?

Only Fam

If a satirical website can dupe the president of the US

imagine what foreign intelligence agencies do to him.

Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website

I think I should start uploading my bills.

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

I have an idea for a website: Faithbook.

It’s for people with lisps.

I went to an adult website and searched for good Christian content.

Turns out it was all missionaries.

On the website ETSY, I bought a wallet made out of a FleshLight.

Obviously, I've recently come into some money.

CDC website: new free online COVID-19 test available

How it works is like this: you visit the site with your phone, you spit on the camera lens and then send them that picture--and just from that photo, they can tell if you're an idiot.

Why did the spider get on the computer?

To check his website.



This is my son's favorite joke and he wanted me to post it for Halloween.

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

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Just got a job working on PornHub's website

Now I'm always working hard

99.99% of the people on this website are not smart

Glad I'm the 1%

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[NSFW] A porn website reviewer finally found a website he can give a 10/10 rating

Since then, he's been gushing with enthusiasm.

I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's.

crossand.me

I’m at war with this website

And you just reddit here first

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I'm gonna make an adult website for gardeners

it's gonna be called hydropornic

People that don't know the difference between two, to, and too should be banned from this website.

Their so freaking stupid!

[close Reddit] gosh this website sucks!

**[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though

A rookie comedian asks an experienced comedian how he manages to cater his jokes toward his audience.

The comedian gives the newcomer a slip of paper with a website url. “This is a forum for comedians where they trade jokes. It’s perfect to find the right joke for the right occasion.”

So just before his first gig at a tailors convention, he looks up “jokes for tailors” on the forum. He manage...

Want to know why this website is called reddit?

because, every time you read a post, you have already read it.

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

Man, I hate it when the date picker for my birthday on a website starts with the current date.

Do they think that I was born yesterday?

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So a girl browses for guys to date on a website

She demands three things: that he must never hurt her, that he will never run away, and that he must be very good in bed.

A while later, her doorbell rings and she answers the door. To her surprise, it was a man with no arms, no legs, just like Nick Vujicic.

He introduces himself: "Hi,...

TIL wooden shoe failure is responsible for multiple deaths each year in the Netherlands. The incidents are archived on this government website.

The Broken Clog Croakin' Blog

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I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website.

That lying bitch isn't, "Fun to be around."

What do Amazon Prime and a fanfiction website have in common?

Free shipping!

Website: We use cookies to improve performance.

Me: Same

What does a website for orphans look like?

Pretty empty, there’s not even a homepage.

Grandma is like a website

You can't say no to cookies

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I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW]

www.reddit.com

I'm launching a pirating website.

It has two games: a treasure hunting game called "X Marrrrrrks the Spot" and a naval warfare game called "Take No Prisonerrrrrrs." It also has lots of free movies you can download and watch.

All the movies have 3.14 stars.

Last night I visited a fetishist community website for the first time

Why are there so many dudes called Dom?

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Me and my family recently went to a zoo

It had bad ratings on websites. When we went there it was completely empty except one small dog

It was a shit zoo

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

went to this website, it said 18+ only

So I invited all my friends.

My handwriting is so bad

That websites use it as captcha.

someone should cover the servers of this website in flower... naw... someone should egg it...naw...

breaddit

Everytime you think you've mentioned a book or article that nobody on this website have heard about...

It turns out that they've already Reddit.

I made a website for Kamikaze pilots.

There's no landing page.

How do you know if a joke is a repost?

Look at what website you're on, of course its a repost

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Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying "I am not a robot""

I watched Terminator 2 and one of the fuckers flew a helicopter.

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I ordered an extra large T-shirt from an online Roman website.

They sent me fucking forty regular.

(NSFW) A redneck bought a computer and he was trying to browse internet with his friend.

They came across a shopping website which they mistook for a dating website and went to the lingerie section .

After a long selection, his friend said " look this woman wearing red lingerie is really gorgeous and is only $49.99. order her" .

So he went and ordered it .

2 weeks l...

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Jack is a cowboy working on a large ranch in a remote pasture in Wyoming.

One day as he’s overseeing the livestock on the ranch a brand-new 7 Series BMW suddenly advances towards him creating an enormous cloud of dust in the process

The car stops and the driver is a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie. He steps out of the car and...

Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

I think someone is trying to kill me, so I Googled him and when I got to his website my heart stopped

It wants to know my location!

I made a website for orphans as well.

But you need your parents’ permission before going online.

I found a website for clumsy people.

I stumbled across it.

What is the best website find information about a DJ?

Wikiwikiwikipedia

I want to start an online donation website for my cocaine and hookers habit.

I'm going to call it GoBlowMe

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First Time Teacher

Day 1 of home schooling


0800  opened school website to get assignments.


0900  found where assignments were hidden on the website.


0915  called school to have the website explained.


0930  called school again.


0945  Had wife call school ...

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

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I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra

I was going to call it "Dick starter"

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Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website.

Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!

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I once read a sexual health website that recommended men stick their dick in an oven...

I thought to myself, "Now that's a hot tip"

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

TIFU by downloading a movie from an arabic website. The language was dubbed.

And before you all go on saying wrong sub, well, yes, that was arabic too.

A high quality post on a website with active comment section

*Top Comment *
Thank you for the gold stranger

What do you call a French website hosting multiple chat rooms?

A *chat*eau.

To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute.

Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.

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Man, I got banned from a dating website because I broke the "no dicks, boobs or asshole pictures" rule.

I didn't notice Trump on TV in the background.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


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I got rich by creating an anonymous imageboard website.

I made a 4chan.

Reddit's website was down yesterday.

And nobody had any idea what to do. There were no profits to be made while Reddit was down. Most of the workers had either gone home or were sitting at their desks doing nothing. The executives started losing it. They had already lost several thousand dollars of ad revenue from a lack of clicks. The...

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

I found a good website for sausage making...

I’ll be sure to send you the link

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew'

But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

What do you call a place where spiders meet?

Website.

I've just signed up to the slimming world website.

Once I've logged in, it asked me to accept cookies.

I think it's a test.

My favourite joke: Now Hiring

A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."



The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and deci...

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

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I was on a porn website. An ad popped up, saying, 'I'm a hot, sexy girl that lives in your area and I want a thick, hard penis...'

I thought, 'You should probably see a surgeon about that.'

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What do you call a website without net neutrality?

<Please upgrade to Reddit Gold Package™ to read this post>

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

>!Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.!<

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I joined a Dating website the other day,

they asked me what i was interested in,so i wrote,

'Page 3 girls, I think they're really sexy'.

I wondered why i hadn't had any responses until i realised the letter 'P' on my keyboard wasn't working

There's an website you can use to see if your family is racist.

It's called Facebook

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

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Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button?

...I dont want people to know I use google+

Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What’s the hook-up site?

Timber

TIL there's a website that recycles 98% of its pages.

/r/Jokes

Many websites are already changing their look for Christmas

I guess it's a case of premature e-decoration.

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I made a username called "My Dick" on a website.

The website said that it wasn't long enough.

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The Medicrin Story - taken from a Boy Scouting website

Long ago, before Gamecubes, before Playstations, even before Atari, there were nasty, vile monsters roaming the land. In those days, a few brave, strong men made their living by protecting common people from these beasts. This is a story about one such man named Erik and the adventure he had. 
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