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I went online to order Oreos and the website errored

My VPN was rejecting cookies.

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

I've just been randomly flicking through the Acme Products website.

There seems to be an awful lot of negative feedback comments by user 'Wile E. Coyote'.

I found a really good website for bipolar disorder.

Unfortunately it keeps going down randomly

I made a website for an Orphanage...

It didn't have a home page

23andme is a fake, rip-off scam website.

The results of my ancestry came back 85% German and 10% Bavarian/Eastern European, but I know *FOR A FACT* that my grandparents came to the USA from **Argentina!**

What website has the information on all DJs?

The wiki wiki

I was just on a diabetes information website...

It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

I created a website for orphans

It has no homepage

I went to a website about causes of obesity.

A window popped up that said ‘accept all cookies’. It all made sense.

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Did you hear about the website that has Indian "On/Off" porn photos? It's called...

Sari/Not Sari

If your mom was a website, what would she be

Public domain, cuz everyone uses her

What's the most NSFW website on the internet?

osha.gov

What is a frogs favourite website?

Reddit

A new dating website has been taking Alabama by storm...

It's pretty uncommon in other places, so you may have heard of it. It's called OnlyFams.

Long ago, when Reddit was not yet a website but merely a small Kingdom,

There was a tournament for knights. From all over the kingdoms, knights came to show their prowess. In front of enormous crowds the knights would do their most daring feats of swordplay, showing astounding skill and exemplary control of their weaponry. All except one knight, who consistently did ...

I built a website for kinky guitarists

It’s called FretLife

I need to get a new friend

I’ve been trying to develop a website on my laptop but needed help as I only know basic coding. I asked my friend, a computer programmer, for advice and he told me to get Python

After about a week, the snake arrived. It then proceeded to wrap itself around the computer now it doesn’t work at ...

Website....We use cookies to improve performance.

Me...Same.

OnlyFans launched a new step sibling content adult website...

They call it OnlyFams!

I met my wife on a swingers website.

Which was an odd meeting as I didn’t know she had an account.

I found a website where non-binary people sell used items

It’s called eThey

Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website

I think I should start uploading my bills.

You can buy, sell, or swap just about anything on the Gumtree website. I recently got a motorbike for my wife

Good trade, would recommend, 10/10

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What do you get when you cross a diaper and some cereal?

Snap, crackle poop.

(This is my 8 yr olds favorite joke and she wanted me to make sure everyone on that joke website I go to knew it.)

I found a website that steals jokes from Reddit.

I know they are doing it because I kept seeing variations of the same joke repeated over and over again.

What website does Teal'c use to find a new job?

Indeed

I just found an old website that teaches different ways you can get high.

It is the original trip advisor.

I went to the website for Oreos today

I hit "Accept All Cookies" and got nothing.

Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

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Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

I wrote a bot script to get past website security

So far its managed to evade captcha

Grandmothers are like websites

They keep asking you to accept their cookies.

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I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website.

That lying bitch isn't, "Fun to be around."

Have you ever heard of Roko's Basilisk? (contains a small amount of existential dread)

It's a thought experiment provided by a user named "Roko" on a philosophy forum-based website.

Suppose a machine is invented that can simulate the whole world from the past to the future, becoming practically omniscient. The scientists who made this obviously want this to help the world, so ...

Why did Spider-Man buy a computer?

So he can create his own websites

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I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW]

www.reddit.com

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...

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I made a website full of sexy images of Archduke Ferdinand. It's called...

OnlyFranz

A website walks into a gun store

A website walks into a gun store and gets loaded.

All websites use cookies.

Except English websites. They use biscuits.

I'm starting a social media website for religious people with a lisp

Faithbook

I found a good website for conjunctivitis.

It's a site for sore eyes.

What do you call a dating website for QAnon believers?

Qpid

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BTW it's about Cupid not stupid, just in case anyone gets offended lmao

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

US websites use cookies to track you

British websites use biscuits

>!French websites use croissants!<

What game character takes you to a website?

Link.

What do you call a website where you pay to look at pictures of Spanish desserts?

OnlyFlans

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Just got a job working on PornHub's website

Now I'm always working hard

TIL Reddit has one of the most effective carbon offset programs of any website

Which is unsurprising considering /r/jokes consistently achieves a 100% recycle rate.

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

People that don't know the difference between two, to, and too should be banned from this website.

Their so freaking stupid!

A Jewish joke updated for modern times

Pastor Jackson and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Washington DC in 2022. "Pastor Jackson," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Fox News! I can't understand why. A Black libel website! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Black person?"

"On the...

99.99% of the people on this website are not smart

Glad I'm the 1%

If a satirical website can dupe the president of the US

imagine what foreign intelligence agencies do to him.

Why did support group website for jealous husband use http?

Because they were insecure

Which whales have the fastest websites?

Cachalots

Want to know why this website is called reddit?

because, every time you read a post, you have already read it.

I went to an adult website and searched for good Christian content.

Turns out it was all missionaries.

What do you get when you combine an image board website and a popular puzzle game show?

Wheel of 4chan!

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I just tried to set up an account on the Weight Watchers website.

Asked me "will you accept cookies?", the piss-taking bastards.

Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

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[NSFW] A porn website reviewer finally found a website he can give a 10/10 rating

Since then, he's been gushing with enthusiasm.

Did you hear about the new website most popular with Alabama THOTs?

Only Fam

How do you call website, where you can watch online horror movies?

Screaming service

What is the best website find information about a DJ?

Wikiwikiwikipedia

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So a girl browses for guys to date on a website

She demands three things: that he must never hurt her, that he will never run away, and that he must be very good in bed.

A while later, her doorbell rings and she answers the door. To her surprise, it was a man with no arms, no legs, just like Nick Vujicic.

He introduces himself: "Hi,...

I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's.

crossand.me

The reality of dating....

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.

Older kids use a dating website on their computers.

Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.

Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.

Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

Your momma is so fat....

Your momma is so fat that when she accepts website cookies they run out.

CDC website: new free online COVID-19 test available

How it works is like this: you visit the site with your phone, you spit on the camera lens and then send them that picture--and just from that photo, they can tell if you're an idiot.

A crafting website for people who have seizures

Epiletsy

On the website ETSY, I bought a wallet made out of a FleshLight.

Obviously, I've recently come into some money.

I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew'

But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

Man, I hate it when the date picker for my birthday on a website starts with the current date.

Do they think that I was born yesterday?

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

A man with a speech impediment goes on a dating website..

This dating website has you make a short video for your profile to introduce yourself, so the man makes his video and says "Hi my name's Daniel and im Deaf"

The man successfully scores a date with a woman who happens to know sign language

That night he shows up to the date and to his d...

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

I’m at war with this website

And you just reddit here first

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I'm gonna make an adult website for gardeners

it's gonna be called hydropornic

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

Grandma is like a website

You can't say no to cookies

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I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra

I was going to call it "Dick starter"

Last night I visited a fetishist community website for the first time

Why are there so many dudes called Dom?

My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

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Man, I got banned from a dating website because I broke the "no dicks, boobs or asshole pictures" rule.

I didn't notice Trump on TV in the background.

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Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button?

...I dont want people to know I use google+

What do Amazon Prime and a fanfiction website have in common?

Free shipping!

What does a website for orphans look like?

Pretty empty, there’s not even a homepage.

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

[close Reddit] gosh this website sucks!

**[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though

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I ordered an extra large T-shirt from an online Roman website.

They sent me fucking forty regular.

TIL wooden shoe failure is responsible for multiple deaths each year in the Netherlands. The incidents are archived on this government website.

The Broken Clog Croakin' Blog

To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute.

Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

What do you call a website without net neutrality?

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Reddit's website was down yesterday.

And nobody had any idea what to do. There were no profits to be made while Reddit was down. Most of the workers had either gone home or were sitting at their desks doing nothing. The executives started losing it. They had already lost several thousand dollars of ad revenue from a lack of clicks. The...

TIFU by downloading a movie from an arabic website. The language was dubbed.

And before you all go on saying wrong sub, well, yes, that was arabic too.

Keyboard demon

Greg is sitting at his computer browing his favouriye website and a demon pops out from behind his keyboard and proclaims "for I am the almighty keyboard demon! here to steal all your keys" Greg jumps back out of his seat like a shot!

Taking advantage of this, the demon grabs the keyboard an...

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

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I made a username called "My Dick" on a website.

The website said that it wasn't long enough.

TIL there's a website that recycles 98% of its pages.

/r/Jokes

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

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What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes?

Nein Gag.

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Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website.

Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

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Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying "I am not a robot""

I watched Terminator 2 and one of the fuckers flew a helicopter.

I made a website for orphans as well.

But you need your parents’ permission before going online.

I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants.

It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

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I was on a porn website. An ad popped up, saying, 'I'm a hot, sexy girl that lives in your area and I want a thick, hard penis...'

I thought, 'You should probably see a surgeon about that.'

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the Empire's secrets...

Wookieeleaks

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