I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website

I think I should start uploading my bills.

CDC website: new free online COVID-19 test available

How it works is like this: you visit the site with your phone, you spit on the camera lens and then send them that picture--and just from that photo, they can tell if you're an idiot.

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

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Just got a job working on PornHub's website

Now I'm always working hard

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…

The servers are currently down...

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[NSFW] A porn website reviewer finally found a website he can give a 10/10 rating

Since then, he's been gushing with enthusiasm.

I created a website for unfinished t's, i's, and j's.

crossand.me

99.99% of the people on this website are not smart

Glad I'm the 1%

I’m at war with this website

And you just reddit here first

[close Reddit] gosh this website sucks!

**[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though

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I'm gonna make an adult website for gardeners

it's gonna be called hydropornic

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Me and my family recently went to a zoo

It had bad ratings on websites. When we went there it was completely empty except one small dog

It was a shit zoo

People that don't know the difference between two, to, and too should be banned from this website.

Their so freaking stupid!

My handwriting is so bad

That websites use it as captcha.

Want to know why this website is called reddit?

because, every time you read a post, you have already read it.

Just went on the Weight Watchers website.

How come they want you to accept cookies?

Man, I hate it when the date picker for my birthday on a website starts with the current date.

Do they think that I was born yesterday?

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So a girl browses for guys to date on a website

She demands three things: that he must never hurt her, that he will never run away, and that he must be very good in bed.

A while later, her doorbell rings and she answers the door. To her surprise, it was a man with no arms, no legs, just like Nick Vujicic.

He introduces himself: "Hi,...

TIL wooden shoe failure is responsible for multiple deaths each year in the Netherlands. The incidents are archived on this government website.

The Broken Clog Croakin' Blog

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

What do websites and people have in common?

They both use cookies to improve their performance

What do Amazon Prime and a fanfiction website have in common?

Free shipping!

What does a website for orphans look like?

Pretty empty, there’s not even a homepage.

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First Time Teacher

Day 1 of home schooling


0800  opened school website to get assignments.


0900  found where assignments were hidden on the website.


0915  called school to have the website explained.


0930  called school again.


0945  Had wife call school ...

Grandma is like a website

You can't say no to cookies

(NSFW) A redneck bought a computer and he was trying to browse internet with his friend.

They came across a shopping website which they mistook for a dating website and went to the lingerie section .

After a long selection, his friend said " look this woman wearing red lingerie is really gorgeous and is only $49.99. order her" .

So he went and ordered it .

2 weeks l...

I'm launching a pirating website.

It has two games: a treasure hunting game called "X Marrrrrrks the Spot" and a naval warfare game called "Take No Prisonerrrrrrs." It also has lots of free movies you can download and watch.

All the movies have 3.14 stars.

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I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website.

That lying bitch isn't, "Fun to be around."

Last night I visited a fetishist community website for the first time

Why are there so many dudes called Dom?

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Jack is a cowboy working on a large ranch in a remote pasture in Wyoming.

One day as he’s overseeing the livestock on the ranch a brand-new 7 Series BMW suddenly advances towards him creating an enormous cloud of dust in the process

The car stops and the driver is a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie. He steps out of the car and...

went to this website, it said 18+ only

So I invited all my friends.

Everytime you think you've mentioned a book or article that nobody on this website have heard about...

It turns out that they've already Reddit.

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

I made a website for Kamikaze pilots.

There's no landing page.

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I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW]

www.reddit.com

You can't post children on garage sale websites...

But you can post them on Etsy, because you made 'em.

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What's the most important website for every computer geek for all his problems?

Pornhub.

Just been on a diabetes awareness website....

It asked me if i accept cookies.




Is that a trick question?

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Surely a robot can figure out how to tick a box on a website saying "I am not a robot""

I watched Terminator 2 and one of the fuckers flew a helicopter.

What do you call a place where spiders meet?

Website.

The CEO of reddit got bored

He decided to go on his own website to try to entertain himself. After hours of searching for a good subreddit, he found one called r/jokes. he scrolled through a couple of posts, and he had one thing to say.

I reddit.

Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

I think someone is trying to kill me, so I Googled him and when I got to his website my heart stopped

It wants to know my location!

I made a website for orphans as well.

But you need your parents’ permission before going online.

I want to start an online donation website for my cocaine and hookers habit.

I'm going to call it GoBlowMe

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I ordered an extra large T-shirt from an online Roman website.

They sent me fucking forty regular.

Everything you need to know about Australia

I REALLY hope these are true


These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)


\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\...

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

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I'm thinking about starting a donation website for men who can't afford Viagra

I was going to call it "Dick starter"

I found a website for clumsy people.

I stumbled across it.

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Got called a homophone after leaving a bad review on a store's website.

Look, eye don't care who cells the product. If it brakes, I won't by it with my hard urned cache!

What is the best website find information about a DJ?

Wikiwikiwikipedia

A high quality post on a website with active comment section

*Top Comment *
Thank you for the gold stranger

What do you call a French website hosting multiple chat rooms?

A *chat*eau.

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My 8 year old son asked me for a bookmark

I said “listen you little shit, were not going through this again just for the sake of imaginary karma on a goddamn website”

TIFU by downloading a movie from an arabic website. The language was dubbed.

And before you all go on saying wrong sub, well, yes, that was arabic too.

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

I got rich by creating an anonymous imageboard website.

I made a 4chan.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

>!Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.!<

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I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute.

Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

I found a good website for sausage making...

I’ll be sure to send you the link

My favourite joke: Now Hiring

A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."



The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and deci...

Reddit's website was down yesterday.

And nobody had any idea what to do. There were no profits to be made while Reddit was down. Most of the workers had either gone home or were sitting at their desks doing nothing. The executives started losing it. They had already lost several thousand dollars of ad revenue from a lack of clicks. The...

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

I've just signed up to the slimming world website.

Once I've logged in, it asked me to accept cookies.

I think it's a test.

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Man, I got banned from a dating website because I broke the "no dicks, boobs or asshole pictures" rule.

I didn't notice Trump on TV in the background.

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A Navy Rhyme

A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies’ Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will...

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

I found a useful website for people with commitment issues.

But I didn't want to sign up.

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Me: You're firing me?

**Boss:** We have reason to believe you're using work computers to run some butt pic website. Bootypedia or something.

**Me:** First off I would never do that. Second, it's called Wikicheeks.

I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew'

But it said the password wasn't stroganoff.

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I was on a porn website. An ad popped up, saying, 'I'm a hot, sexy girl that lives in your area and I want a thick, hard penis...'

I thought, 'You should probably see a surgeon about that.'

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I joined a Dating website the other day,

they asked me what i was interested in,so i wrote,

'Page 3 girls, I think they're really sexy'.

I wondered why i hadn't had any responses until i realised the letter 'P' on my keyboard wasn't working

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I'm a big fan of the Beatles, in particular Paul McCartney.

I made an account on the official Beatles website and made my profile picture an album of Paul McCartney throughout the years. However an admin told me I was going to be banned, I asked why and was shown the list of rules and the first was "Users are not allowed multipaul accounts."

What do you call a website without net neutrality?

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From this babysitter website , I selected this gorgeous 19 yr old Swedish exchange student who has an amazing rack to watch over my kid tonight .

Does anyone have a baby or a toddler to spare for a few hours ?

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

Many websites are already changing their look for Christmas

I guess it's a case of premature e-decoration.

There's an website you can use to see if your family is racist.

It's called Facebook

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com

Why did the spider crawl to a computer?

To check it's website....

Yeah my 4 yr old just told me this.

Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What’s the hook-up site?

Timber

TIL there's a website that recycles 98% of its pages.

/r/Jokes

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The Medicrin Story - taken from a Boy Scouting website

Long ago, before Gamecubes, before Playstations, even before Atari, there were nasty, vile monsters roaming the land. In those days, a few brave, strong men made their living by protecting common people from these beasts. This is a story about one such man named Erik and the adventure he had. 
...

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The children gathered around their father

The first one asked "Why is my name poetry?"

"Because I went on a poetry website to recite a beautiful poem to your mother and then you were conceived"

The second one ask "Why is my name Amazon?"

"I went on that website to order a beautiful diamond ring for you mother. After she...

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Why does my porn website have a share to google+ button?

...I dont want people to know I use google+

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[NSFW] "Grandfather, which websites are you looking at?"

"Those are just some history websites."
"Let me have a look: but Grandfather, those are porn websites!"
"For you - it's porn. For me - history..."

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The three main criteria for dating websites are as follows

-Age

-Sex

-Location

But I think this needs to change badly, as I personally don’t condone under-age sex

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I made a username called "My Dick" on a website.

The website said that it wasn't long enough.

TIFU by watching Anime on a non-English website

Whoops, wrong dub

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Two guys in a bar discuss their occupations

Guy 1 - What's your job?

Guy 2 - I work in construction. How about yours?

Guy 1 - I'm a chicken farmer.

Guy 2 - Oh I see. What kind of tasks does that involve?

Guy 1 - Well, just yesterday, I filmed two gorgeous women having sex and put it on my porn business website.<...

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