North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U.

It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.

What is Captain Hook’s least favorite social media site?

TikTok!

Trump claims if he could walk on water, the fake news media would report:

"Trump can't swim"

Thanks to the ubiquity of social media, mobile devices, and the advent of AI, we have the resources we need to upgrade security cameras to the next level ...

Insecurity cameras.

Have you heard about the recent media restrictions they’ve been having in the Middle East?

They’re calling it the Teli-Ban

What did the media say about Kim Kardashian swimming

There's too much plastic in our oceans.

How come the media never says anything positive about trump?

Until today there was nothing to report.

All my social media apps and people I know keep telling me to vote...

I’ve probably cast like 40 ballots by now, and they STILL won’t stop telling me to do it!

The media was quick to attack Trump's claim that "wind energy was killing all the birds", countering that cats kill way more birds than windmills...

I can't remember the last time I heard about a cat killing a windmill...

I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.

Retweet if you agree.

I hate it when people confuse one social media for another

Edit: Thanks for the likes

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Every time I see someone posting lyrics of inspirational songs on social media, I get really pissed off.

But I will survive.

If social media were a thing in 1937

would people on the Hindenburg say:

"Here before this blows up."

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already...

I'm seeing a lot of stuff on social media about how 'Blue Lives Matter'.

I reckon if someone's turned blue, it's a bit late to be debating whether or not their life matters anyway.

What does mainstream media and viral video have in common?

It's all staged.

I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods.

He told me I can't just Thoreau my life away.

[Dad joke] Social Media

I hear there is a new app for the COVID conscious.

It is called FaceMask.

I have a joke on media

but it won't cover anything important

What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?

An influenzer.

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Cockroaches And Media

Cockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust, but can't survive a slap from newspaper

That's how toxic our media is.

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When social media bans female boobs, but not men's, it shows a real intolerance...

lactose intolerance.

going on social media these days is like going to church

after 5mins, I feel guilty af

I asked my friend, “Hey, did you read that article about a social media platform that has some very toxic people, very questionable virtual communities, and people that come together to do amazing things?”

He replies: “Yeah, I Reddit.”

So I see now the papers are having a go at the guy who marketed Jenga. Typical of the media.

They build them up and then they knock them down.

Seeing as how Mount St Helen's been all over social media...

I vote we change her name to Mount St Karen..as a warning for future generations

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Mr. Johnson was sitting on a plane, waiting for it to take off, when one last person boarded the plane and sat down next to him. Mr. Johnson realized, much to his surprise and delight, that it was social media fitness star Michelle Lewin.

"This is amazing!" he said. "How lucky is it that I sit right next to one of the hottest women on social media?"

"I'm on my way to a fitness conference," said Michelle. "I'm going to tell my fellow women some of my best-kept secrets on getting and staying fit like me."

"Wow!" said Mr. ...

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Being on social media is like having sex

It's fun until you know your parents do it too

A group of Franciscan Monks arrived at the front of the Playboy Mansion

They all started setting up shops. One by one, they would close down, and the only carts that remained sold flowers.

The police and the media started to show up, amazed that the monks were able to sell flowers on the Playboy Mansion front steps. Passers by would buy a rose, and pass the house...

Cardi B was hosting a private pool party...

With music bumping, and social media blowing up with post about where it was, tons of fans were trying to get in, but bouncers turned them all away unless Cardi B gave approval herself.

As the party reached its peak, screams started coming from the pool and everyone rushed out getting water ...

Today I saw perfect example of playing safe .

US Media posting the count of Trump's lies after he lost the elections.

A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals.

It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

Covid-19 is just like the flu, don't believe in all social media that are fear mongering.

Spread the word and be positive

If Thanos used social media, what platform would he use?

Snapchat

I've been transferred to Baltimore...

Bob was sitting on the plane, waiting to fly to Baltimore, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, obviously in fear.

"What's the matter," Bob asked, "flying bother you?"

"No, I've been transferred to Baltimore. I've heard things are te...

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What do farmers and the media have in common?

They both spend a lot of time spreading shit.

What do you call an anti-vaxxer who’s big in social media?

An influenzar

What do you call an English teacher with a social media addiction?

Instagrammar

There's a new social media platform where people can take pictures of how they've been conned by their coke dealer.

Isntagram

If you ever feel useless, just remember.....

Donald Trump has a social media advisor

A young boy and his father are watching the news...

President Trump comes on to address his Covid-19 situation starting with the upcoming debate. "They are trying to make the debates virtual because they think I am contagious! I'm not contagious! I am a perfect physical specimen! I can't be contagious. I have great genes! I am not contagious, believe...

A woman who had no degree, achievements, or useful skills, except for being good looking, used to be known only as a trophy wife

today they're mostly known as social media influencers

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The Pope is in his garden one day

Suddenly, he is overwhelmed with urges and starts to jerk off. Just as he finishes, he notices someone watching him from behind a tree. He shouts "Who is there? Come out now!"

A journalist with a camera comes out from behind the tree and says "I saw what you were doing and I took some picture...

What do you get when you cross a social media site with a Chinese investor?

[redacted]

I head into my office to print something out, but the printer is out of paper...

I got some paper to refill it, and that's when I noticed something interesting. The paper company was advertising it's social media accounts... I wondered what the Paper Company was doing with an Instagram account so I decided to check them out. Turns out a large percentage of their posts were about...

Me - "Arab countries are so backward, there most of married girls can't even vote on Soacial Media polls without asking their husbands."

Friend - "That's not the truth, there is no such law Arab countries"
Me - "But you need to have a guardian permission to sign up into Social Media if you are less than 13 years old"

What did the French army general do on social media?

Retweet!

It's appalling that despite advances in Science, the constant media circus has made us insensitive to the fact that every minute...

Sixty seconds pass away

Have you heard about the social media stars who are coughing and sick?

They're Instagram Influenzas

I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.

USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.

This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.


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I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens.

Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.

I tried making an anti social media platform.

But it never went anywhere.

For a while now, I always wondered how my parents passed the time in the 80’s and 90’s without social media

I asked my 32 other siblings and they’ve got no idea either.

At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed

But then I made a 4chan.

A 19-year-old teen had to be admitted after he became addicted to social media.

He’s currently being tweeted in hospital.

I hate how Shark Week tries to playoff Sharks as "gentle caring creatures that are misrepresented by the media".

It doesn't matter what they say, I'm still not voting to re-elect the president.

Media has brainwashed my 3yo son.

He thinks Pikachu is the strongest Pokemon.

Do not worry about the media lying to you all the time.

You'll get newsed to it.

Stop writing hateful things about Alabama and the abortion laws all over social media.

They likely can't read, we will need to tell them in person.

Today I read the noose found in Bubba Wallace’s garage wasn’t really a noose...

Fake Noose Media

I'm not sure where all the racists are going to go when social media platforms kick them off

They can't all go to Congress

The Dog Fight

The Israeli Dog vs. The Arab Dog

  
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This "duel" would be a dog fi...

What was internet medias' interpretation of the hawking effect and coronal mass ejections?

: "God rubbing one out".

Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...

"Since we cannot beat our competitors, we have resorted to beating our customers".

What do you call an inventory list of to-be-shredded media?

A shredsheet

What's Forrest Gump's social media password?

1forrest1

What do social media Influencers and perverts have in common?

They both think people want their exposure.

My girlfriend is a social media expert.

She sent me a long message last month on why Twitter and Instagram are hands down the best Social Media apps.

But I only reddit now.

The blondes Convention

80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

T...

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

The media keeps trying to assassinate the character of Donald Trump and I think it is a waste of time...

You can't assassinate what isn't there.

With all this media coverage about the clowns...

I'll be so glad when the election is over.

A cannibal had an unusual hobby.

He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."

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The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings

But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media

Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children

They'll go viral in no time.

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A criminal gets arrested. NSFW

After the arrest he is put into his usual cell. After entering the cell he greets everyone as he is familiar with all of them. After the greetings, he notices an unfamiliar guy sitting alone in the corner that he has never seen before.
"First time?" He asks. The stranger nods in agreement. "What ...

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