Myspace Jokes - 13 Hilarious Myspace Jokes

MySpace got hit by a DDOS attack..

More than 8 users were disconnected.

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My wife offered me some shares for myspace.

I now own 30% of the bed.

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Years ago my Ex used to get Facebook & Myspace mixed up

She kept telling her friends to “Come onto MyFace, everyone is doing it”

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My gf texted me "myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"

Do any of you know what "ternative" means?

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I call my dick MySpace

No one's on it.

When I get a lot of Myspace requests

my fax machine goes crazy.

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I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".

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My best friend doesn’t wanna hang out with me anymore because he says I’m “behind the times.”

Wait until everyone on MySpace hears about this.

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Which social network do Sith Lords prefer using as they dominate the universe?

MySpace

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Why did Zuckerberg create Facebook?

He couldn't pass the captcha for Myspace.

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My favorite "yo momma" joke from the 2000s

Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches.

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Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed

In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010.

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English is not my first language.

My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"

What is a ternative?

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