MySpace got hit by a DDOS attack..

More than 8 users were disconnected.

English is not my first language.

My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"

What is a ternative?

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I call my dick MySpace

No one's on it.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.

I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".

When I get a lot of Myspace requests

my fax machine goes crazy.

My best friend doesn’t wanna hang out with me anymore because he says I’m “behind the times.”

Wait until everyone on MySpace hears about this.

Which social network do Sith Lords prefer using as they dominate the universe?


Why did Zuckerberg create Facebook?

He couldn't pass the captcha for Myspace.

Good thing I don't see any political posts on my news feed

In fact, my Myspace friends haven't really posted much since 2010.

My favorite "yo momma" joke from the 2000s

Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches.

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