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Why do Australians prefer to stream their porn on local area networks?

They come from a LAN down under.

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Right now I'm part of one of the largest networks on Earth.

The sewer-connected butts.

Which US president was the first to embrace professional social networks?

Abraham LinkedIn

Mario was sick of jumping around all day

He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...

I wish my ex was a WiFi network

so I could forget her.

A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.

A man creates the smartest AI and presents it to the UN, boasting it can solve any problem.

“Oh yeah?” Said the president of the United States. “Ok how do we solve poverty?”
“Calculating” said the AI, moments later printing out a sheet of paper for the UN to read.
Leaders from all over ...

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Donald Trump is standing in the gallows...

The executioner is fitting the rope around his neck.

Below the platform are all the news networks. They are all clamoring for a final statement before the man is hanged for his crimes.

Trump simply smiles and shakes his head.

Finally, one question is heard above the roar of the...

let robots vote like any other person

so they wont have to manipulate elections through social networks

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