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Today's Date Jokes

Are you today's date?

Because you're 10/10.

what did today's date say to introduce itself?

It's a me! Mar10

Today's date is 7/11

which is convenient.

Has anyone seen today's date?

Apparently it can't be found.

Today's date: 4/9/16

2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16

Me: You're today's date

She: What?

Me: You're a solid 11/11

She: What kind of a rating scale is out of 11?

Me: I... I had cold feet on 10th October

Are you today's date?

Because you look like a delicious fruit indigenous to the fertile crescent region

Why do you get an error when you look for today's date?

Because your internet connection sucks.

I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said...

9/02/10!

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In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke

Did you hear about the new Jedi beer?

It's Force Ale.

Happy 2's Day Everybody

Because today's date is 2/22/22 and its a Tuesday!!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Four college students partied hard one night.....

...and woke up late the next day, the day of their finals, so they went to their principal and apologized saying they visited an orphanage and on their way back their car's tire got punctured and they had to push it all the way back home......

The principal thought of giving them a second cha...

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