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Cis Jokes

You can say what you will about Cis Teens

But they can sure make a nice chapel

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So this white cis male in IT says...

So this white cis male in IT says to me "I don't know what's wrong. I can SELECT from the database, but I can't UPDATE."

"Bitch, you need to check your privileges!"

I just started a non-cis dating website.

You know. For people interested in Trans-Specific Partnerships.

One day at the zoo

One day a man was killing some time at the zoo, and while walking through the large cats exhibit noticed a young child climbing on the fence surrounding the lion. All of a sudden the young child lost his balance and fell inside the cage. The man noticed the lion look over and without thinking jump...

What do you call someone who isn't trans and likes to roll around while drinking lots of water?

A cis-turn

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Did you hear about the modern rewrite of Moby Dick?

It starts with “call me cis-male”

Why are the Jedi LGBTQ+?

Because their enemies are the Cis

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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The Autobots had just landed on our green planet.

Optimus tells them to go look for disguises that are suitable so that they can all adequately blend into their new home. Two hours pass and the Autobots reconvene.

Mr Prime: Do you all have suitable disguises?

Company: Yes, Mr Prime.

Mr Prime: Well then, let's see it.

The...

It was the height of the Clone Wars, and Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin had just finished a heated battle against separatist spacecraft.

After making sure that the civilian freighter they were escorting was undamaged, they prepared to hyperspace jump back to Coruscant. However, just as their craft are about to enter lightspeed, a mysterious pulse of energy fries their systems and instead jumps them to a planet they’ve never seen befo...

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normally don't like longer jokes but, this is funny

A US Navy cruiser was anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

The first evening in port, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy, influential plantation owner (who also happened to be a very generous political donor). It read:

"Dear Ca...

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