Of course god exists

How else could those foolish athiests explain my girlfriend getting pregnant without us ever sleeping together

A person unsure if God exists rolled a numbered cube to determine the answer.

It was a diagnostic test.

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Three men are trying to get in the World Record Book

One man says, "hey, I have tiny hands, maybe I could get in for World's Smallest Hands." Another man says, "hey, I have tiny feet, maybe I could get in for World's Smallest Feet." The remaining man says, "hey, I have tiny testicles, maybe I could get in for World's Smallest Balls."

The three ...

Isaac Newton: "Gravity exists"

*drops mic*

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God is real

A man tells his friend he’s sure god exists

The friends asks: “How are you so sure”

“Well” he answers, “i’ve been sacrificing mice from my basement to him so he would answer my prayers. And it worked, my prayers were heard!”

The friend curiously asks: “what did you pray for?”...

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A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening... suddenly, the Devil himself pops up in front of him

and whispers, "Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put them on the number 27!"

The man is first shocked, then becomes curious, and quickly yields, goes to the casino, puts all the money on 27 and wins!

Excited he exists the casino and meets the Devil again. The ...

How come Batman shampoo exists...

But not Conditioner Gorder?

What do philosophers suffering from dyslexia and insomnia do?

Keep up at night wondering whether dog exists

A math and science convention is in town

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician all attend. One night, the hotel they're staying in catches fire.

The engineer wakes up in the middle of the night and sees his room on fire. He grabs the fire extinguisher and has the fire out in 15 seconds, then goes back to bed

The phy...

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