A golfer is playing golf by himself one Sunday morning. He comes to a par 3 that goes over a lake.
Dejectedly he takes an old scruffed up ball out of his bag and tees it up.
Suddenly he hears a loud , commanding voice from above say: “TEE UP A NEW BALL.”
He looks around surprised, then opens a brand new sleeve of Titleist and tees one up.
He hears the voice again: “ TAKE A ...
A Priest and a Nun Decide to Go Golfing
They get to the first hole and tee up, the nun hits her first shot and the ball goes right in the hole. The priest steps up to shoot and hits the ball straight into a sand trap.
"God damn it, I missed!"
The nun shouts back to the priest
"Father! You shouldn't take the Lord's na...
Importance of Audience
Father Murphy woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. He told the Associate Priest that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. The moment the Associate Priest left...
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