There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,

Which is also known as avocado’s number

How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

What is 6.022 × 10^23 bites of guacamole?

Avocado's number

How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?

When it turns guaca-moldy.

Have you every heard a joke with the punchline “Guacamole”?

Guacamole.

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Comparing dick size is like asking the difference between guac and guacamole...

They're both the same thing, one's just a lot less of a mouthful.

Accidentally got some guacamole in my eyes...

... and now I think I have guacoma.

Happy Avocado Day!

My long distance girlfriend wanted to see the guacamole I made

So I sent her a solicited dip pic

What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?

An LGBT.

I met a vegan magician the other night who surprised everyone by making guacamole appear from thin air.

Avocadabra.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole...

....but I don't avocado.

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My brother just fed my 10 m.o. nephew a whole bowl guacamole before dropping him off with me. Now I've gotta change the diaper.

What a dip shit.

Since chipotle charges like a $1.30 for guacamole...

I wonder if In their bussiness meetings, if they refer to their guac profits as


Avacadough

How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole?

With Avocado's Constant.

Mashed potatoes....

Is just Irish guacamole

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces?

Guacamole.

The one with a big hole and an anvil

So there were two hunters walking in the wilderness when one spots a giant hole.

"Holy guacamole, look out for that hole!" he says to the other hunter.

Noticing it, the second hunter has an idea. "I wonder how deep it is." he says, picking up a rusty anvil sitting on the ground and dro...

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

I developed a game where you feed avocados to small subterranean mammals!

It's called Guacamole!

Bird Jokes

Just some random bird-brain jokes...

What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker

What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader

What bird can do more that others? Pelican

What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon

What bir...

What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Mines an LGBT

Lettuce
Guacamole
Bacon
Tomato

what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce?

one guacamole

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I hired a prostitute to indulge my food fetish.

She said that for $500 we could spend the night licking food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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