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Pollo Jokes

I've created a manly fragrance that smells like chicken nuggets.

I call it Pollo For Men.

True Story

Yesterday would have been my stepfather Tom's 75th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I give you this story.

Back in 2006, I was prepping to relocate from Nebraska back to Southern California, and this meant lots of phone calls between me and my mother. One Friday evening, I called her up...

Did you hear about the Mexican space program?

They’re sending chickens to the moon for the first time ever, they’re calling it A-pollo 11

What do you call a Mexican space chicken?

Apollo

A German, an Italian and a Newfie are sitting on a steel girder...

...hundreds of feet above the ground, having lunch. The German opens up his lunch box and lets out a groan. "Mein Gott!" he says. "Not wiener schnitzel again! I'm so sick of wiener schnitzel, if I ever have to eat wiener schnitzel for lunch again I'm going to throw myself from this girder."

T...

What do chickens play in the pool?

Marco Pollo

Why was the Greek God Apollo named that?

Because he was a chicken

What do you call an intrepid rooster?

Marco "Pollo"

(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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