Pollo Jokes - 10 Hilarious Pollo Jokes

I've created a manly fragrance that smells like chicken nuggets.

I call it Pollo For Men.

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True Story

Yesterday would have been my stepfather Tom's 75th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I give you this story.

Back in 2006, I was prepping to relocate from Nebraska back to Southern California, and this meant lots of phone calls between me and my mother. One Friday evening, I called her up...

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Did you hear about the Mexican space program?

They’re sending chickens to the moon for the first time ever, they’re calling it A-pollo 11

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What do you call a Mexican space chicken?

Apollo

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A German, an Italian and a Newfie are sitting on a steel girder...

...hundreds of feet above the ground, having lunch. The German opens up his lunch box and lets out a groan. "Mein Gott!" he says. "Not wiener schnitzel again! I'm so sick of wiener schnitzel, if I ever have to eat wiener schnitzel for lunch again I'm going to throw myself from this girder."

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What do chickens play in the pool?

Marco Pollo

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Why was the Greek God Apollo named that?

Because he was a chicken

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What do you call an intrepid rooster?

Marco "Pollo"

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(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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