The 7+ Best Sed Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑

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I just found out my neighborhood barber was arrested for dealing drugs!

I've been his customer for 25 years and I never knew he was a barber.

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Ah sed to me Yorkshire mate, "Dosta know who built t'Ark?"

'E sed, "Aye, Noah"

Ah sed, "Mek up thy mind!"

Daft bugger.

Sed loif

2021 Came in and was like.....
"Previously on 2020..."

My g‌‌irlfriend i‌‌s s‌‌o s‌‌mart!

I f‌‌orgot t‌‌o b‌‌ring m‌‌y p‌‌hone, s‌‌o I‌‌ u‌‌sed m‌‌y f‌‌riend's p‌‌hone t‌‌o c‌‌all h‌‌er.

She a‌‌nswered: "‌‌What's u‌‌p, h‌‌oney?"

What a‌‌ s‌‌mart g‌‌irl! S‌‌he k‌‌new I‌‌ w‌‌as t‌‌he o‌‌ne o‌‌n t‌‌he p‌‌hone!

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I was in Walmart whit the wife

I was in Walmart whit the wife and put a bottle of whiskey in the trolley "what do you think your doing " Asked the missus " it's on offer $10 for 1 bottle " put it back we can't afford it. A few aisles on she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley "what are you doing "I sed ...

My girlfriends health

A number of years ago my girlfriend was having these terrible headaches.

She goes to the doctors, and they tell her it's a sinus issue. Another month goes by and she sees her Dr. again, and they do more blood work on her, and it's discovered to be temporal arteritis. Which is basically enlar...

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Cleetus had a embarrassing disease

So he went to the doctor:

" Sho doc, I have this scratchy in me parts and I was thinking you may have some midicin to you know get thi old junk back on health"

The doctor examined him and diagnosed with an STD, he gave him some suppositories

" Alright Mr thoothill, this supposi...

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