To make quicksand, all you need is 1 cup of maize cornflour and half a cup of water.

Let that sink in.

Corn makes everything better.

It's a-maize-ing like that.


Sorry if the joke was too corny.

Did I tell you the one about the maize?

Nevermind, it's too corny.

I got lost in a corn field.

It was quite a maize.

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

What did the magician say before he turned his assistant into an ear of corn?

Prepare to be a-maize-d

If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.

A Brit visits America

A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond.

"My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?"

The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can."

The Brit ...

Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn?

Because the maize isn't meant for him.

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Food puns are no good

When scientists discovered a new plant, they were all like, "Rad!" But when they tasted it, it was just Rad-ish.
The other day my wife cooked up some green balls for me to eat, but I was all like "Bitch, Peas?"
The following day my wife made corn squashed into balls. When I tasted them, they w...

Do you guys like corny jokes?

Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!

If Billy Mays were a farmer...

And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

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