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My maize garden thrives when I play nu metal music

Korn
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To make quicksand, all you need is 1 cup of maize cornflour and half a cup of water.

Let that sink in.
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So a British guy gets a call from a man asking for him to go through a maze.

The man asks, “What type of maze?”

“A maize maze,” responds the caller.

“What the hell kind of a maze is that?” asks the man.

“You’ll get it. Just keep driving until you find it. Shouldn’t take too long.”

So the man keeps driving on and on. Eventually, he drives along the...
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Maize

Sorry if the joke was too corny.
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Did I tell you the one about the maize?

Nevermind, it's too corny.
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does anyone wanna hear my corny jokes?

i promise you- they’re a-maize-ing!
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Corn makes everything better.

It's a-maize-ing like that.
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I want to open a new labrynth in a cornfield

I plan to call it the Amazing Maize Maze!
Apologies for the corny joke...
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A bit of corn tries to get into heaven

St Peter asks
"what was your job?"
"I was a Kernel before I got popped" it answers.
"in what army?" st Peter asks
And the corn answers in a husky voice: "the one that stalks maizes and takes ears".

I'm not sorry, just a little corny.
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I got lost in a corn field.

It was quite a maize.
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What did the magician say before he turned his assistant into an ear of corn?

Prepare to be a-maize-d
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If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...

You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
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A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"
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Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn?

Because the maize isn't meant for him.
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Do you guys like corny jokes?

Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!
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If Billy Mays were a farmer...

And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
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Food puns are no good

When scientists discovered a new plant, they were all like, "Rad!" But when they tasted it, it was just Rad-ish.
The other day my wife cooked up some green balls for me to eat, but I was all like "Bitch, Peas?"
The following day my wife made corn squashed into balls. When I tasted them, they w...

A Brit visits America

A Brit visits America and as part of his tour, he is shown the vast corn fields of Iowa stretching away to the horizon and beyond.

"My word," he says, "What on earth do you *do* with it all?"

The farmer grins and replies, "We eat what we can and what we can't, we can."

The Brit ...
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