Ever since I was young, Grease has been my favourite movie.
I know all the songs by heart, know every line, I've even adopted the greaser look as my everyday fashion. Well, I started going out with this girl, Dawn, and things have been going pretty well. I decided I would show her my favourite movie. When it was over, I asked how she liked it, but she was...
Girl on the tracks
Greaser Bob swaggered up to his favourite bar, and called for a beer.
As the bartender reached for a fresh glass, he observed: “You look pleased with yourself, Greaser Bob. Did you win the lottery?”
Greaser Bob said: “On my way home from here last night, I had to cross the railway, ...