I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

What did the tortilla say to the depressed cow?

Wanna taco ‘bout it?

Tortilla chips

So, a guy walks into a mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."



The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a soda. The chips says "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great c...

Why’d the tortilla get such a bad wrap?

It showed up to work smashed.

What do You Call Tortilla Chips With Guns?

Loaded Nachos

I stocked up on tortilla chips, so I can sell them later.

People are going to need some to eat all of this dip they're buying.

What's a cannibals favorite thing to eat with tortilla chips?

People de gallo.

A poor family starts saving up for spoons so they can invite their rich neighbor for supper... (Long)

Once they save up, they invite the rich man, and in the midst of their conversation, it is mentioned that they had to save up for a spoon. The rich man laughs and says,

"I have a spoon for every meal." The husband goes quiet at this, but the wife replies,

"We have a friend who uses a ...

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip?

An i-salsa-les triangle

What do tortillas sing at birthday parties?

Fajita jolly good fellow.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

I've just written a song about tortillas,

actually, it’s more of a rap.

You won't go to prison for punching a tortilla...

But you might get a wrap on the knuckles.

What does a tortilla like to listen to the most?

Wrap music!

I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.

I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"

Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song?

Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap

What rhymes with Tortilla?

I'm making a rap.

If you love tortilla chips and cheese,

I'm nacho man

I was just walking down the street when I passed a tortilla chip, covered in cheese. A bit farther on, I saw another. And then a pair of them. Then three more... then I realized what was going on.

Fibonachos.

How do you get a baby in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

Imagine Hollywood is making a feature film about creating the perfect meal

In the first act of the movie, they go through many trials and tribulations to decide on what bread they should use. Eventually they decide on tortilla

The second act, they’re now plotting on what should go IN the bread. Meat, veggies, maybe neither.

Finally, the third act. now they j...

So I attended a salsa class today

The instructor says to everyone: "Alright folks, who's ready to learn how to dance??"

I realized that there was a misunderstanding, and ran off with my bag of tortilla chips

I made a song about a tortilla.

[Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)

A friend of mine has never had Mexican before....

So I took him to a nearby food truck that had a delicious assortment of options. He went up to the food truck owner.

Friend: Hi I have never had Mexican before. I was wondering if you can describe what some of these are.

Food truck owner: Certainly sir! Which would you like to know ab...

There was a murder at a Mexican restaurant.

A detective looked at the grisly scene, scattered with cheese and tortillas.


As he crouched down to discuss the situation with a fellow lawman, he asked, "What's the quesadilla?"



*Pun brought to you by my 9 year old*

King of the jungle??

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all...

An Asian, a Mexican, and an American all get on a boat...

The captain looks at his passangers and tells them that in order to continue the voyage, each of them must throw over something they have a lot of in their country. The Asian tosses a few bags of rice, the Mexican tosses some tortillas, and the American tosses the Mexican.

Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.

I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'

[long] Another blond guy joke...

Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches.
Guido opened his lunch ...

From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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4 jokes you shouldn't laugh at but you still do ..... NSFW I guess

Reddit give me your worst most racist/sexist/dirtiest joke that you know you shouldn't laugh at but you still do. I'll start off with a few of my favorites:

Q: what do you call 5 black men hanging in a tree?
A: Mississippi wind chime

Q: why do women wear white on their wedding day?<...

Six blind elephants gathered around a human to find out what a human is like.

The first elephant put his leg on the human and said "A human is like a Mexican tortilla."

The rest of the elephants agreed.

The American, the Chinese and the Mexican.

So an American, a Chinese and a Mexican are on a boat with food they are taking to needy countries. 6 hours-in, they realized that the boat was slowly sinking and that they should remove stuff they have too much of in their country.
The Mexican says ok:" I brought a lot a tacos and *flour tortil...

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