So, a guy walks into a mexican restaurant and takes a seat. Before he gets to order a his food, the bowl of tortilla chips in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow."
The man tries to ignore the chips and orders a soda. The chips says "Ooooh that drink is delicious. Great c...
What do You Call Tortilla Chips With Guns?
Loaded Nachos
What's a cannibals favorite thing to eat with tortilla chips?
People de gallo.
I made a song about a tortilla
Actually it's more of a wrap.
Did you hear about the tortilla factory that had ties to the mob?
Turns out it was a shell company.
Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate?
The tortilla chip has a point.
What do tortillas sing at birthday parties?
Fajita jolly good fellow.
What rhymes with Tortilla?
I'm making a rap.
Why’d the tortilla get such a bad wrap?
It showed up to work smashed.
You won't go to prison for punching a tortilla...
But you might get a wrap on the knuckles.
What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?
A tacodile
What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?
Buenos no-cheese
I stocked up on tortilla chips, so I can sell them later.
People are going to need some to eat all of this dip they're buying.
Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song?
Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap
King
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, Who is mightiest of all jungle animals? The trembling monkey says, You are, mighty lion!Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows, Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals? The ...
If you love tortilla chips and cheese,
I'm nacho man
I was just walking down the street when I passed a tortilla chip, covered in cheese. A bit farther on, I saw another. And then a pair of them. Then three more... then I realized what was going on.
Fibonachos.
I made a song about a tortilla.
[Well actually, it's more of a wrap.](http://i.imgur.com/Clj36.jpg)
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
Imagine Hollywood is making a feature film about creating the perfect meal
In the first act of the movie, they go through many trials and tribulations to decide on what bread they should use. Eventually they decide on tortilla
The second act, they’re now plotting on what should go IN the bread. Meat, veggies, maybe neither.
Finally, the third act. now they j...
How do you get a baby in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
[long] Another blond guy joke...
Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch ...
From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn?
A: A tortilla ship!
A friend of mine has never had Mexican before....
So I took him to a nearby food truck that had a delicious assortment of options. He went up to the food truck owner.
Friend: Hi I have never had Mexican before. I was wondering if you can describe what some of these are.
Food truck owner: Certainly sir! Which would you like to know ab...
A poor family starts saving up for spoons so they can invite their rich neighbor for supper... (Long)
Once they save up, they invite the rich man, and in the midst of their conversation, it is mentioned that they had to save up for a spoon. The rich man laughs and says,
"I have a spoon for every meal." The husband goes quiet at this, but the wife replies,
"We have a friend who uses a ...
Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
Six blind elephants gathered around a human to find out what a human is like.
The first elephant put his leg on the human and said "A human is like a Mexican tortilla."
The rest of the elephants agreed.
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4 jokes you shouldn't laugh at but you still do ..... NSFW I guess
Reddit give me your worst most racist/sexist/dirtiest joke that you know you shouldn't laugh at but you still do. I'll start off with a few of my favorites:
Q: what do you call 5 black men hanging in a tree? A: Mississippi wind chime
Q: why do women wear white on their wedding day?<...
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