Self depreciation is the best type of depreciation
Because you don't lose anything of value.
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If self-depreciation was a sport...
I'd probably be pretty rubbish at that too.
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The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members.
I've already put myself down.
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A businessman interviews a mathematician, an accountant, and an economist for a job
A businessman interviews a mathematician, an accountant, and an economist for a job. He asks them, “What is 2 + 2?”
The mathematician answers, “Exactly 4.”
The accountant replies, “Depending on what your interest, depreciation, and taxes are, approximately 2.”
The economist wa...
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Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.
Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.
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I'm only good at 3 things
And that's self depreciation and overestimating the amount of things I'm good at
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