Depreciation Jokes - 7 Hilarious Depreciation Jokes

Self depreciation is my best skill,

And I'm pretty bad at it.

Self depreciation is the best type of depreciation

Because you don't lose anything of value.

If self-depreciation was a sport...

I'd probably be pretty rubbish at that too.

The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members.

I've already put myself down.

A businessman interviews a mathematician, an accountant, and an economist for a job

A businessman interviews a mathematician, an accountant, and an economist for a job. He asks them, “What is 2 + 2?”

The mathematician answers, “Exactly 4.”

The accountant replies, “Depending on what your interest, depreciation, and taxes are, approximately 2.”

The economist wa...

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.

I'm only good at 3 things

And that's self depreciation and overestimating the amount of things I'm good at

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