It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or
When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
Last night I made fish tacos
They looked at them and just swam away.
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
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It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly.
I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,
"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
I bought gas today for just $1.39
Loaded tacos never disappoint.
What does Pac-Man put on his tacos
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads "There are 2 armed men in here".......what do you do?
Eat your food.......1 armed men can't make tacos.
A Man Stands In front of a Taco Truck and Reads the Menu.
Taco $2 Burrito$6 Handjob$10
He walks up to the window and there is a beautiful woman at the register.
"Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" He says, ahnding her ten dollars.
"Yes I am." She answers seductively.
"Well wash your hands, I want 5 ...
Greek tacos sound good for lunch.
Gyros in a half shell.
What's Kermit's favorite food?
My idiot friend keeps saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, I get diarrhea.”
I said, “Try ordering Tacos instead, moron.”
My friend: “My girlfriend said she wanted to eat tacos, so we flew to Mexico”
Me: “Hey babe what do you wanna eat?”
Me: *flies to Africa*
If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in..
"I don't like tacos."
Said no Juan ever.
Why are Tacos depressed?
Because they’re always falling apart
I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
If you don’t like tacos,
I’m nacho type.
What do you call an ocean full of tacos?
I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want...
I get hard every time.
My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos....
I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food.
Three inmates at the insane asylum gather around the lunch table to plot how they can break out and regain their freedom.
Rudy, the longest standing resident explains they should all meet along the Southern wall at precisely midnight, whereupon he will use his recently illegally acquired hospital issue flashlight to vault them over the wall. Then it’s a short walk across the border into Mexico.
Upon hearing the ...
An Irish, a Mexican and an American were having lunch on a scaffold on the 15th floor of a building construction.
Irish opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Colcannon again! If I have colcannon for lunch tomorrow I will jump off this scaffold"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and cried "Burritos as usual! If I have burritos one more time I will jump off too."
The American opened his lunch box and s...