Let's review the rules of strip poker. It might take a while

so bare with me

My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but then I realized she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.

When does a strip poker game start getting good?

When somebody's got a big pair showin'.

What's your favorite part of playing strip poker?

The stripping or the poking?

A chicken, a goose and a pheasant were sitting in a tavern drinking…

The chicken said, "How about we go back to my place and play strip poker?"

The goose nodded its head, the pheasant said "I'm game."

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