What’s the most popular form of photography in American high schools?

Point and shoot.

What is the most popular snack in Prague?

Czech’s Mix

Will my glass coffin be popular?

Remains to be seen.

The cemetery is the most popular place in the world.

People are just dying to get in!

Why do popular kids have a pH of 14

Because they are so basic!

What's the most popular dating app in Alabama?

23andMe

What music band is the least popular around Halloween?

The Smashing Pumpkins

With the growing popularity of pigme and dwarf goats being kept as pets, I decided to start a new business. It's already proving hugely popular, theres a massive crowd eager to get in.

'I GROOM KIDS!', is my best idea yet.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced

"BOOM"



I hope that blew your minds

Contrary to popular belief, i’m not a father.

It’ s a misconception

How come popular girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Cause like, they can't even.

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Anal bleaching would be a lot more popular

If they just called it changing your ringtone

Contrary to popular belief, Americans actually use their feet more than any other country in the world!

The Europeans prefer the meter.

Why are ghosts so popular at parties?

They always bring the BOOs!

A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away

The zoo, not having enough time and money to replace the perished primate, gave one of their employees a gorilla suit and told them to go into the exhibit and act like a gorilla. He at first disagreed, like anyone would, until they offered an enormous raise. He then of course accepted the money and...

Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title:

"Corpse Storm."

What do you call a dog that popularizes things?

A trend setter

Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they’re all the rage.

An on-duty police officer is staking out a particularly popular bar right before closing time hoping to catch anyone trying to drink & drive

As the patrons start exiting the bar at closing time, he sees one guy who seems particularly drunk.

The cop watches intently as this guy stumbles off the curb, trips over his own feet and tries his car keys on 4 different cars before ultimately finding his own. Once he finally finds his car a...

Why has soccer suddenly become so popular in America?

If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d bring my friends to the bar.

A popular barber in my town just got arrested for being a drug dealer.

That’s crazy, I’ve been going to him for years. I never knew he was a barber

What're the most popular cookies in Asgard?

Thoreos.

What’s the most popular breakfast in Chernobyl?

Eggs Quarantine

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Ash.

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A popular joke in Nazi Germany

A Nazi Bigwig is on a diplomatic trip through Switzerland and notices a large government building. He asks his guide what agency it is.

The guide replies: "It's the head quarters of the marines"

The Nazi is surprised and laughs. "Why does Switzerland need a ministry of marines?"
...

Why are furries not the most popular group of people

Because they like to be the underdog

My very popular son keeps getting hit at school.

I told my wife we shouldn't have named him Subscribe.

Why is Neymar so popular with women?

As soon as he's anywhere near the box he'll go down.

I've developed a simplified version of the popular card game "Go Fish"...

It's called, "No".

It just occurred to me why the Grim Reaper is so popular in myths and cultures throughout the world

People are always dying to meet him

What's the most popular music at Muslim coming out parties?

Hard Rock.

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I asked 100 women what their favorite soap in the shower was.

The most popular response was: "How the fuck did you get in here?"

Why is Jesus popular with the ladies?

Because he's so well hung.

One of my schoolmates became popular quite quickly.

as our shooting star.

Circumcision is popular because..

Jewish girls won't touch anything that is not 50 percent off.

Our local priest is very popular amongst the community but there are rumours that he's a paedophile.

That's a minor issue.

Why are black holes so popular at parties?

Because they bring everyone together.

A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight"

The judge responds "what's she doing"

The guy says "looking for me"

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When I was younger, I was given the decision to either be really popular or have a good memory.

To be honest, I forgot which one I chose.

What's the most popular music amongst the elderly?

Hip pop

why is reverse cowgirl position not popular in southern states?

because you do not turn your back on the family

What was a popular condiment in ancient Central America?

Mayanaise.

A man walks into a Large & popular Pet Shop and says to the owner......

"All right, I want to buy a pet, but something special,something different."
The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "Really?" says the man "How much?"
The owner informs him that the talking centipede is 75 dollars.
Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the mo...

When the bass player from the red hot chili peppers was growing up...

he only saw his father at Christmas time, because his work digging the railways of Mexico kept him away from home most of the year. To deal with missing his father he wrote a song about him which his father loved and used to play to his fellow workers when he returned to Mexico. As a result the song...

The song 'Hallelujah' has become so popular

They're now referencing it in churches.

One problem with antibiotics is that no matter how popular it gets..

..It’s never going viral.

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John, the second least popular kid in our class tried to act over smart...

So, John decides to come up to me one day - out of the blue - and tries to up his status among the class by picking on the one kid that had no friends - again, me.

“So, I saw your father yesterday.”

This was curious. I knew my father was at work, so it was highly unlikely that John wou...

I am so popular among girls that they wink at me all the time

I just don't understand why they do it with both their eyes at the same time

Why McDonald's will always be popular with the ladies.

It's got the big D.

If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...

...it's because they have no Seoul.

Why isn't /r/Fencing more popular?

Too many ripostes.

The urge to start singing the popular song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.

A whim away

A-whim-away

A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way....

Who is the most popular man at the nudist colony?

He's the one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee...

Who's the most popular woman?

She can eat the last 2 donuts!

Hans, Is That You?

The Germans and Americans were reaching a stalemate in WWI. In World War I there was trench warfare, and neither the Americans nor the Germans could get the upper hand. They were reaching a stalemate. One day, an American came up with a plan that would win them the war. This private explained his pl...

You know why my teacher is not popular anymore ?

...beats me ..

Why is r/blackpeopletwitter so popular?

A lot of people are drawn to dark humor.

Here is a joke from the Soviet Union (also popular in other communist countries before 1989)

A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow, Soviet Union. He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".

He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".

He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You ...

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I really wanted to become a pornstar but I had heard that all the popular ones were circumcised.

I guess I just wasn’t cut out for it.

A music composer told me he cant listen to the radio anymore because popular music was much of the same recycled musical ideas. Said learning too much about a certain topic can ruin the fun of that topic.

And that's why I didn't become a gynecologist

What is the most popular movie streaming service in Russia?

NyetFlix

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Why is game of thrones so popular?

Who doesn't enjoy a porn with good backstory?

Nursery Rhymes are outdated

Nursery Rhymes have not changed with the times. Take for example, the popular English rhyme, London Bridge is Falling Down", it is so old, most people can't relate to it. We should modernize these rhymes as a way to keep an important tradition alive. I suggest the following:

Notre Dame is bu...

One of my dearest childhood friends is now a world champion wrestler

He’s so popular. Got sponsorship deals with Nike and Adidas. He’s even in talks with UFC! He’s touring the world and hanging out with celebrities. I’m so damned proud of him!!
Only thing is, I’ve been trying for months to get him to meet up for a drink, but he’s a hard man to pin down.

Two guys were at the beach talking.....

The first guy says "you seem popular with the ladies, can you give me any advice?"

The second guy tells him "it's simple, just put a potato down your swim trunks and walk around talking to every girl you see. In no time you will have girls falling all over you"

The next day they meet u...

One day a horse is watching a music video [Long]

One day a horse is watching a music video and decides that he himself, wants to make a music video.



In preparation, he goes to the phone book and looks up a local music teacher. He calls him up and says


"Hey, I saw that you teach musical instruments, and I really want to ...

A good Russian joke about Russians :)

It goes smth like this (I may have modified some parts slightly so that it would sound better in English).

For their new research, several sociologists have designed a device that registers every expletive used in the immediate vicinity to determine how often swearing words are used by differ...

What’s the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia?

Fruties Pebbled

A Democrat walks into a bar

He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"


Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".


The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."


The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."

Why are communism jokes so popular/funny?

Because every one gets a piece of it.

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A man boards an airplane and takes his seat...

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, sm...

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So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle.

This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself, ...

So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear.

Man, that guy's a rockstar.

Small fishing town

There is a small town by the side of a lake where fishing is allowed and quite popular. There is a shop that sells fishing supplies. Differently skilled people use different quality baits. For example: a novice would use novice bait, a mediocre fisher would use mediocre bait, a good fisher would use...

The New Market on the Corner

A new market opened up in Bill's neighborhood, so he decided to go down and see what they had for sale.

Inside appeared to be different produce stands, but, strangely, all he saw were bakery stuffs on the shelves. One was covered in pies and labeled "Pineapple Pies - $2/lb." Another was cover...

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Voice activated radio.

I just bought a voice activated stereo for my car. Whatever genre of music you say, it will play the most popular artist from that genre of all time.


I told my radio "Rap"

2 Pac started playing on the stereo.

I then told my stereo "Heavy Metal"

It blared Metallica...

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A bar owner decides to make his place a piano bar.

He hires a pianist, buys a baby grand, shuts down the bar and has it redecorated. He talks to one of his friends and says,”Man, I hope this place goes over, I’m kind of worried no one will come.” The friend says, “Well, have a grand opening. Advertise and get the word out.” The bar owner takes his a...

What brand of chocolate is popular with German priests?

Kinder

Contrary to popular belief, I'm an optimist

I am confident that I'll die tomorrow

Why is the sun so popular?

Because it's a star.

A man stumbles upon a magic lamp...

He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out!

The genie says that he will grant the man only one wish, and that he has to pick from three choices. He can either be the richest man in the world, the most popular man in the world, or the wisest man in the world. The man says "We all know that money do...

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A priest walks into a bar

A priest walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a drink.

“Sorry,” says the bartender, “we don’t serve your kind here.”

Baffled, the priest tries to object, but before he can, the bartender walks off. So, furious, the priest just decides to leave. But as he’s walkin...

Friend 1: Ted Bundy was pretty popular with the ladies right?

Friend 2: Yeah dude, he slayed.

A renowned scientist is frustrated with the popularity of misinformation. In an interview, he tells the press “my research is meaningless if taken out of context!”

The next day, the public is taken by storm as headlines spread that “Renowned Scientist Claims That His Research is Meaningless!”

How do you raise the chances of your joke's popularity?

You lie.



(My 5yo kid made this joke please be nice!)

Why do Koreans have so many popular things?

Aren't they afraid of fans?

The local circus has had the same show on for a long while now.

Less and less people are coming to see it, as they all know the routine by now.

One day the circus director is approached by a stranger. The strangers says: “Hey, I’ve got just what you need to save this circus!”

“And what is that?” asks the circus director.

“I’ve got a cat tha...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a w...

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Mountain Moonshine

Tom worked at a popular bar in New York City and had to deal with a lot of shitty people on a daily basis. To get away from everyone he decided to take a vacation far out west to find peace and solitude; a place where no one would bother him.

He rented a cabin deep in the wilds of Montana, w...

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The Magic Swimmingpool

This was a popular joke when I was in elementary school, so I thought I’d share.

A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are on a diving board at a magic swimming pool. They have been told that the water will change into anything they scream while jumping into the pool.

The Dutchman goes fi...

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