How come popular girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Cause like, they can't even.

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Anal bleaching would be a lot more popular

If they just called it changing your ringtone

Maybe the song "It's Raining Men" wouldn't have been as popular had they used the original demo title:

"Corpse Storm."

The Romans invented the most popular commodity...

Jesus-on-a-stick

Contrary to popular belief, Americans actually use their feet more than any other country in the world!

The Europeans prefer the meter.

Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.

You could say they’re all the rage.

Hear about the popular disease?

It went Viral!

A popular barber in my town just got arrested for being a drug dealer.

That’s crazy, I’ve been going to him for years. I never knew he was a barber

What’s the most popular breakfast in Chernobyl?

Eggs Quarantine

My very popular son keeps getting hit at school.

I told my wife we shouldn't have named him Subscribe.

Why has soccer suddenly become so popular in America?

If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d bring my friends to the bar.

Why is Neymar so popular with women?

As soon as he's anywhere near the box he'll go down.

A popular gorilla exhibit at a local zoo had its only resident pass away

The zoo, not having enough time and money to replace the perished primate, gave one of their employees a gorilla suit and told them to go into the exhibit and act like a gorilla. He at first disagreed, like anyone would, until they offered an enormous raise. He then of course accepted the money and...

What're the most popular cookies in Asgard?

Thoreos.

Why are furries not the most popular group of people

Because they like to be the underdog

An on-duty police officer is staking out a particularly popular bar right before closing time hoping to catch anyone trying to drink & drive

As the patrons start exiting the bar at closing time, he sees one guy who seems particularly drunk.

The cop watches intently as this guy stumbles off the curb, trips over his own feet and tries his car keys on 4 different cars before ultimately finding his own. Once he finally finds his car a...

Will glass coffins ever become popular?

Remains to be seen

I've developed a simplified version of the popular card game "Go Fish"...

It's called, "No".

It just occurred to me why the Grim Reaper is so popular in myths and cultures throughout the world

People are always dying to meet him

What is the most popular type of tree in California?

Ash.

What's the most popular music at Muslim coming out parties?

Hard Rock.

Why is Jesus popular with the ladies?

Because he's so well hung.

One of my schoolmates became popular quite quickly.

as our shooting star.

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A popular joke in Nazi Germany

A Nazi Bigwig is on a diplomatic trip through Switzerland and notices a large government building. He asks his guide what agency it is.

The guide replies: "It's the head quarters of the marines"

The Nazi is surprised and laughs. "Why does Switzerland need a ministry of marines?"
...

Why are black holes so popular at parties?

Because they bring everyone together.

Our local priest is very popular amongst the community but there are rumours that he's a paedophile.

That's a minor issue.

Circumcision is popular because..

Jewish girls won't touch anything that is not 50 percent off.

why is reverse cowgirl position not popular in southern states?

because you do not turn your back on the family

What was a popular condiment in ancient Central America?

Mayanaise.

The song 'Hallelujah' has become so popular

They're now referencing it in churches.

Why are ghosts so popular at parties?

Because they always bring the boo's (booze)

One problem with antibiotics is that no matter how popular it gets..

..It’s never going viral.

When I was younger, I was given the decision to either be really popular or have a good memory.

To be honest, I forgot which one I chose.

I am so popular among girls that they wink at me all the time

I just don't understand why they do it with both their eyes at the same time

Who is the most popular man at the nudist colony?

He's the one that can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee...

Who's the most popular woman?

She can eat the last 2 donuts!

The urge to start singing the popular song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away.

A whim away

A-whim-away

A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way....

Why McDonald's will always be popular with the ladies.

It's got the big D.

A man walks into a Large & popular Pet Shop and says to the owner......

"All right, I want to buy a pet, but something special,something different."
The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "Really?" says the man "How much?"
The owner informs him that the talking centipede is 75 dollars.
Happy with the unusual offering the man pays the mo...

You know why my teacher is not popular anymore ?

...beats me ..

John, the second least popular kid in our class tried to act over smart...

So, John decides to come up to me one day - out of the blue - and tries to up his status among the class by picking on the one kid that had no friends - again, me.

“So, I saw your father yesterday.”

This was curious. I knew my father was at work, so it was highly unlikely that John wou...

Why is r/blackpeopletwitter so popular?

A lot of people are drawn to dark humor.

If you want to know why R&B music is not popular in North Korea...

...it's because they have no Seoul.

Why isn't /r/Fencing more popular?

Too many ripostes.

Here is a joke from the Soviet Union (also popular in other communist countries before 1989)

A CIA agent is sent on a spy mission to Moscow, Soviet Union. He goes to a grocery store and writes down in his diary "There is no food".

He then goes to a clothes shop and puts down in the diary "there are no shoes".

He goes out of the shop and a KGB agent waits for him outside. "You ...

A music composer told me he cant listen to the radio anymore because popular music was much of the same recycled musical ideas. Said learning too much about a certain topic can ruin the fun of that topic.

And that's why I didn't become a gynecologist

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Why is game of thrones so popular?

Who doesn't enjoy a porn with good backstory?

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Franklin didn’t discover electricity.

He was just really shocked by it.

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I really wanted to become a pornstar but I had heard that all the popular ones were circumcised.

I guess I just wasn’t cut out for it.

So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear.

Man, that guy's a rockstar.

What is the most popular movie streaming service in Russia?

NyetFlix

I have a very popular cemetary.

People are dying to get in here.

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Why is Fonzy so popular in the LGBTQ community?

because he’s AYYYY sexual

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like brussel sprouts!!!

No wonder fortnite is so popular with kids

Who doesn't like hopping off a bus and shooting everyone in sight

What’s the most popular breakfast cereal in Saudi Arabia?

Fruties Pebbled

Why is the sun so popular?

Because it's a star.

Why do Koreans have so many popular things?

Aren't they afraid of fans?

[NSFW] Apparently Mohammed is now the most popular male name

Guess you could say it blew up.

Why are communism jokes so popular/funny?

Because every one gets a piece of it.

What brand of chocolate is popular with German priests?

Kinder

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Apparently, in the Dark Ages, having sex with corpses was pretty popular

But now, necrophilia is fucking dead.

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A Japanese tour bus drove off a cliff, and landed in a popular fishing spot

A rescue team was sent in. But all they could find were crushed Asians

A man goes to his doctor complaining “My tweets on Twitter aren’t popular!”

Then the doc said, “Sorry, I don’t follow you.”

Contrary to popular belief, I'm an optimist

I am confident that I'll die tomorrow

What's more popular than Tinder in Alabama?

Kindling

California is looking to eradicate a once popular item.

Apparently it was the last straw.

The most popular guy in school weighs over 300 pounds

People naturally gravitate towards him

How did the flu become so popular?

They promoted it using an influenza.

Friend 1: Ted Bundy was pretty popular with the ladies right?

Friend 2: Yeah dude, he slayed.

You know what the most popular game was in jewish communities back in the 1930's and 40's ?

Hide n' seek

I wonder why biological warfare is not popular

even though it's viral

Why was the priest so popular?

Because he had Mass appeal.

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So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo...

...right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable.

However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in stora...

What's the most popular top-level domain in Mordor?

.orc

What's the name of the most popular French knight?

Sir Ender.

Why was Humpty Dumpty so popular?

Because he was one shell of a guy

Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is...

Role playing as a couple that owns a house.

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So the popular joke of the morning is the whale blowjob.... I got you!

So a couple of years ago two sharks were swimming along and came across a small party boat that was sinking. One shark says to the other, lets swim around and show them one fin, that will scare them. So they make a few laps, sure enough giving the party on board a good scare. The sharks hang around ...

Today's popular drama on the internet is like a hamburger with salad and tomatoes.

They both haven't got any meat to them

I conducted a survey with 100 women to see which shampoo was the most popular

The number one response was: How the hell did you get in here?

By popular demand, we now have a discord server. Join this

I know, I'm not very original. This is a re-post. But it's apparently a good one since it's always at the top of the list.

What’s the most popular first date spot in Alabama?

Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re family.

What is the most popular snack in Prague?

Czechs mix

Why is the banana such a popular fruit?

Because it has a peel.

White robe with a cone top was really popular among the members of KKK.

It was a cult classic.

What do you call a popular Christmas decoration made out of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

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A recent study shows that Samsung smartphones are now the most popular hand held device in the world.

For the first time, penis has slipped to Number 2.

By popular demand, a joke from the perspective of a woman

"The best part about 69ing a snowman is the carrot"

I don't get why incest jokes aren't popular.

They're all family oriented

What’s the most popular board game in Canada?

Sorry!

Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin Ho Malone?

His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.

What's the most popular red wine??

We want our land back!!

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