I went to a garden in Jamaica and saw a sign that says "stay off the grass"
I thought it was just a stereotype about these people
If you don't like the way women drive,
Stay off the sidewalk.
Dog Rules....
1. The dog is NOT allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but ONLY in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay OFF the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furnitu...
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The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting
"Stay off the grass."
My Wife found out that our Dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the Veterinarian.......
The Vet found that the problem was Hair in the Dog's Ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the Dog could then hear fine.
The Vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Veet" hair remover and rub it in the Dog's ...
I'm against high school students...
Stay off the drugs and focus on your education!
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