A: Hey, How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
B: I don’t get into arguments with stupid people. I just cut it short and say, “You’re right.” A: But that’s completely irrational and wrong! B: You’re right.
What do you do to stay cool when it’s 100 degrees in NYC?
Dress as a cop.
How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?
He works on a cold case.
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I was at the deli counter behind another dad and his son the other day.
I was at the deli counter behind another dad and his son the other day. He has his hands full - the kid was screaming for candy, cookies... all sorts of things. The dad kept saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, this won’t take long. Just chill out.”
He had another outburst in the cer...
Man, people in LA have been so nice the last two days...
... they keep telling me at work ,”aren’t you hot” and “stay cool!”
There were 4 henchmen: Winter, Summer, Spring, and Autumn.
The boss stood before them.
"Winter," he began. "I need you to stay cool in the face of pressure. Ice in your veins," he said, patting his shoulder.
"Then there's you, Summer," he continued. "If the heat becomes too much for Winter, use that hot temper of yours to make sure the cops r...
3 men set out to travel across the desert
3 men are traveling across the desert and decide they’ll all only take one item to travel light. Man 1 is carrying a canteen, man 2 is carrying a lunch box, and man 3 is carrying just the door from his car. Man 2 asks man 1 “what’s in your canteen?” He says “water. We get about a mile through thi...
A penguin is driving through the desert
When his car starts to give him trouble. The lights start flashing and the dials go out of control, so he puts the car in neutral and rides it out to the nearest gas station.
He asks the gas station attendant "Can you fix my car? It's really no place for a penguin to be stuck in the deser...
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