My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
Why do women only talk about hypothetical situations?
I don't know, but I if I did I'd tell you all about it.
My wife is divorcing me because I keep getting aroused by serious situations. She tried to explain it away, but I said, "Baby, please...
"Don't make this harder than it already is."
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "...
Why aren’t people more open about their domestic abuse situations?