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My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

Why do women only talk about hypothetical situations?

I don't know, but I if I did I'd tell you all about it.

My wife is divorcing me because I keep getting aroused by serious situations. She tried to explain it away, but I said, "Baby, please...

"Don't make this harder than it already is."

Embarrassing Situation

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "...

Why aren’t people more open about their domestic abuse situations?

Beats me

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