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A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and
she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….

“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be wi...

They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...

A wide berth for a wide birth.

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Heard this some 30-years ago in the Navy...

An Air Force General, Marine General, Army General and a Navy Admiral have a bet on which service has the most balls…



The Marine general grunts, “I’ll solve this right now!” calls for a company of Marines, pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the middle shouting, “Grenade!” One...

I haven't slept all night in the train.

Friend : Why??

Sardar : I had an upper berth.

Friend : Why didn't you exchange it?

Sardar : Bcos there was no one in the lower berth to exchange with.

Where do little ships come from?

From berthing canals.

Given that it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, I be havin' a story about me parrot!

Back when I were just a young sea-dog, I found meself sailin' under the iron grip o' Captain Nobeard. A fearsome pirate, was she, known fer cuttin' down anyone who crossed her!

Well, being a new pirate, I figured I'd be needin' a parrot fer me shoulder. Picked one out, did I, in the first por...

Lawyer in a train

Once a lawyer was travelling in a train alone.

After sometime, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Lawyer was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made the lawyer happier!

Then she went and sat next to him!

The lawyer was bubbli...

4 people on a train...

Four strangers find themselves in the same berthing car on a train. Two of them are boring business men. One is an ironing board salesman, and the 4th is a ravishingly beautiful woman.

Sadly, the two boring business men arrived first and claimed the two lower bunks. As it happens, the ironing...

A woman needs a ticket for a train

It's in the olden days, when traveling across the country meant getting a berth on a sleeper car of a train. She arrives at the station, but finds the train is sold out; there are no empty cars. She is desperate to get a ride, so the ticket seller tells her there is one empty bed, but it is in a dou...

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Guy and his wife go on a cruise....

As the ship leaves port she realizes she's left her hearing aid at home. The husband assures her everything will be alright. after dinner they retire to their cabin. the husband ask her which berth she wants, up, or down? she gets in the lower berth and signals him to join her where she proceeds to...

Kiss and heal

A young couple and another old couple were traveling in a 2nd AC coach train in India. The older couple was allotted the upper berth while the young couple was on the lower one.

Just before going to bed the young man goes over to his wife's berth to give her a good night kiss. While getting u...

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