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Happening Jokes

Soo we’re going to the Autopsy club tonight huh? What’s happening there?

It’s open Mike night!

I want to write about what's happening on reddit...

...but I can't spell "drama" without "AMA."

The other day I learned about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which is when increased awareness of something causes you to create the illusion of it happening more frequently

I’ve been seeing a lot more examples of it lately

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing was happening, so I said to her,

“What’s the matter, you can’t think of anybody either?”

IT'S HAPPENING!! We're heading back in time

Last year was 2020 and again in less than 2 months it's gonna be 2022

If I had a dime for every time I didn’t know what was happening…

I’d be like… “Heeeyy, why y’all givin me all these dimes??”

Me : Have you heard about whats happening in china

Friend: No

me: neither have they

Who do you call when there's a crime happening in Indiana?

The Indanapolis

Year 2020: A happening year

1. The WW3 is avoided
2. Australia finally stops burning.
3. 55K+ people died worldwide due to Coronavirus with superclean a\*\*holes.

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The man’s wife left him

Upset, he went for a drive and suddenly ran over a cop and crushed him to death.
Not knowing what else to do, he threw the cop in the trunk and drove to the cemetery.
When he got there, he came across a drunken watchman.
"Listen, if you bury this body with no questions asked, I'l...

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