A soldier asks his sergeant if he can have a couple of days off because he's going to become a father. 'Very well, you can have three days off' the sergeant says. After three days the soldier is back and the sergeant asks him what the name of the kid is. 'No idea' the soldier responds 'but I will te...
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant..
Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says "My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"
My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery.
Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a...
Why are blacks so fit?
From running away from fatherhood.