Given the current state of affairs, Santa needed something new to give to naughty children this year.

Which is why he has decided to give out coalvid

The current state of affairs...

Legal, but highly immoral.

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The State of Affairs in Australian Politics

>Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

>>"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

>>Abbott then asked, "But how do I k...

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A guy buys a vintage motorcycle he saw for sale in an ad in the paper.

When he goes to pick the bike up, the dude who sells him the bike says, "

"Now remember....that's all original leather. You can't let it get too wet. If it starts raining and you don't have anywhere to shelter it, make sure you keep a tub of vaseline with you. Rub it all over the seat so the ...

Finnish is such a beautiful language.

There's a word, Kalsarikännit, which basically means 'getting drunk in your underwear'. This tells you all you need to know about Finland, and my current state of affairs.

We should banish all adulterous people to a separate country

and call it the state of affairs

Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity?

It's a sad state of affairs.

Credit: Paul Savage

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression.

What a sad state of affairs.

Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list...

It's a pretty bad state of affairs

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An aircraft bound for Florida with two hundred and forty passengers on board ran into some engine problem....

The plane was sure to crash so the pilot alerted all the crew members about this sad state of affairs and told them all to get hold of a parachute each and jump off the plane.


A young steward asked the captain, “What about the passengers, sir?”


“Fuck the passengers!” the captai...

At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart.

It's a bad state of affairs.

Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery

It's a sad state of affairs.

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