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Sided Jokes

A 5-sided figure is a pentagon, and a 6-sided figure is a hexagon. What shall we call a 2-sided figure?

Let's just let bigons be bigons.

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(NSFW)I'm quitting my job to sell double sided dildos

I hear it's a good way to make ends meet.

What do you call a 5 sided church?

A repentagon.

My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Really blind-sided everyone.

Nobody expected the Spanish Acquisition.

What do you call a nine sided shape that won't reveal its identity?

Anonogon.

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What do you call a horny four-sided shape?

Erectangle

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A husband comes home to his wife after being fired from the pickle factory...

His wife asks him "So what happened?"

The husband explains "I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to myself 'what would happen if I stuck my penis inside the pickle slicer?'"

The wife is clearly blind-sided by this confession and doesn't know what to s...

A six sided man walks into a bar

A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.

The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"

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What do you call a one sided whale?

Mobius Dick

I got into a one-sided fight with a mop

Wiped the floor with it.

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What does a double sided dildo have in common with republicans and democrats?

No matter what side you pick your fucked.

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

I got frustrated when my friend couldn't draw a 2 sided closed shape.

But then I decided to let bi-gons be bygones.

Americans shouldn't be surprised that Trump sided with Putin

because that's what you get for putting a KGB agent up against a KFC agent.

Do you know the company that makes double sided coins?

You should see the headquarters

Did you know they were making dual-sided USB?

Now it'll only take **6** tries to plug it in.

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It's hard having to manufacture double-sided dildos for minimum wage.

Just gotta do what you can to make ends meet.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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