Sided Jokes - 17 Hilarious Sided Jokes

A 5-sided figure is a pentagon, and a 6-sided figure is a hexagon. What shall we call a 2-sided figure?

Let's just let bigons be bigons.

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()I'm quitting my job to sell double sided dildos

I hear it's a good way to make ends meet.

What do you call a 5 sided church?

A repentagon.

My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Really blind-sided everyone.

Nobody expected the Spanish Acquisition.

What do you call a nine sided shape that won't reveal its identity?

Anonogon.

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What do you call a four-sided shape?

Erectangle

A six sided man walks into a bar

A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.

The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"

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What do you call a one sided whale?

Mobius

I got into a one-sided fight with a mop

Wiped the floor with it.

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What does a double sided have in common with republicans and democrats?

No matter what side you pick your fucked.

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

I got frustrated when my friend couldn't draw a 2 sided closed shape.

But then I decided to let bi-gons be bygones.

Americans shouldn't be surprised that Trump sided with Putin

because that's what you get for putting a KGB agent up against a KFC agent.

Do you know the company that makes double sided coins?

You should see the headquarters

Did you know they were making dual-sided USB?

Now it'll only take **6** tries to plug it in.

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It's hard having to manufacture double-sided dildos for minimum wage.

Just gotta do what you can to make ends meet.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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