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Reverse Jokes

The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama?

Because you never turn your back on family.

Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes

I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.

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TIL the Reverse Cowgirl position is frowned upon in West Virginia.

It just ain't right turning your back on family.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.

Please don't read it.

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus

The Matrix in reverse is the story of a guy who quit drugs and got a job

Convince me otherwise

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars, now it's the reverse

Oh, how the stables have turned

What do you call two thousand rabbits running in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What's the definition of a reverse exorcism?

It's when you ask the Devil to get the priest out of your little boy

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome.

Random people just swear at them for no reason.

I'm the reverse Clark Kent

I don't recognize anyone without my eyeglasses.

why can't you put a Subaru in reverse?

Because then U R A Bus!

(Reposted to fix typo where I misspelled Subaru)

What is the Reverse Excorcism?

It is when the demon banishes the priest out of the non-minor victim.

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This is an old Finnish story

A few young guys were bored on a Saturday night and decided to go drive a roundabout. It was in the middle of the night, no other cars, so they decided to drive the roundabout in reverse. Suddenly, a car came from behind and rear-ended them.

The cops were called and both cars were waiting. Wh...

What happens when you play a country song in reverse?

The singer gets his dog, home and wife back.

Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says...

"Ah, that takes me back."

What's reverse exorcism?

When a demon commands a priest to leave the body of a child

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid you’re DNA has been reversed

Patient: AND?

Reverse origami is my favorite sport

I love watching the action unfold.

I have a reverse latex allergy.

When I get a swelling I use latex.

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Hi everyone, I’m selling my new book on reverse psychology.

It’s fucking terrible.

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Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base...

eventually the testicle will be sucked inside!

If you did know this, please can you let me know how to reverse it?

**It's quite urgent**

I started a reverse escort service.

All of our customers suck.

To sound wise reverse the words...

To sound words, reverse the wise.

My new car has a reverse camera.

It’s awesome. Since I got it, I haven’t looked back.

A truck driver reverses down a mountain road

A policeman stops him and asks: "Why are you driving up backwards?"

Driver replies: "My boss said there's no place to turn around."

A little later the truck comes back down, again in reverse.

The policeman asks: "Why are you reversing down now?"

The driver replies: "The b...

I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse.

It really takes me back.

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

To reverse and leaving the scene

I heard that science has discovered a way to reverse the behavior of Pinocchio’s nose, such that genuine statements make it grow.

Huge if true.

We had a reverse name day in school today

We had to refer to eachother by our names spelt backwards.

And now I hate my parents for calling me Lana

I got into the car with an old buddy and put the gear on reverse.

I said, “This…takes us back.”

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Meta: Reverse Punchline Challenge

Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment wou...

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind thes...

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A woman grants her mother's unusual dying wish.

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.

A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's *left* foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Is...

I’m planning on going to the reverse psychologists convention.

You shouldn’t go. You’d hate it.

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Just came back from holiday in Thailand....

.......and I was so close to shagging a lady boy!!


Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady........ It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed the car into the garage in one try I thought to myself, "Hang on a fucking moment..."

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Pineapple makes your semen taste better

The reverse is not true.

Reverse English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

"However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

Bo...

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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in ...

Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse

I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate

Why can’t Elvis drive his car in reverse?

He’s dead

I just realized this entire pandemic has been a reverse of Bane.

“Nobody cared who I was until I didn’t put on the mask.”

The pilot and copilot are coming into LAX and they are nervous.

Sweat pouring off their brows, they bring the 737 down quickly. As soon as the wheels touch they throw the engines into reverse, stand on the brakes as hard as they can and cry "Stop! Please stop!" The plane stops an inch from the end of the runway. The pilot says "That was the shortest runway I eve...

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Confederates are reverse Hitlers.

Hitler first sucked at art and then lost the war while Confederates first lost the war and then sucked at art.

Boss: Why should we hire you as an reverse psychologist?

Me: You shouldn’t

What do you call reverse birth?

A push in the right direction

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Reverse Pick-Up Lines

1. Girl are you a newspaper? Cause there’s a new fucking issue with you everyday
2. Oh my God, you're so funny ... looking.
3. Excuse me sir, are you the moon? Because I need you 238,000 miles away from me.
4. Are you a tree? Cause i when i see you i think ‘Leave’
5. Are you from Tenness...

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Why do Jewish men like to watch porn in reverse?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

Why did Santa put his sleigh in reverse in mid-air?

He wanted to back up to the cloud!

A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall.

He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned to his wife while he reached for the phone.
"Why not tell him it was me this time?" his wife suggested.

"I could," he said while dialing, "but that's w...

LinkedIn is like reverse dating site for IT nerds

They get a lot of messages from girls

But ignore most of them

I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

What is the only car that can go 40 mph in reverse?

A rental

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My dick is like a reverse vampire...

I can only see it in a mirror.

I tried whistling in reverse today

I kind of sucked

Trying out a new joke about Reverse Psychology.

You didn't find this funny.....

Microsoft is releasing a a reverse Outlook soon

So we should all be on Lookout

I started to see a reverse psychologist.

She told me to kill myself.

What happens when you reverse the batteries in the energizer bunny?

It keeps coming and coming and coming!

Reverse knock knock joke

*Told to be by my dad about 20 years ago:*

Dad: Got a good joke for you, it's a knock knock joke

Me: OK...

Dad: you have to start...

Me: OK, Knock knock

Dad: Who's there.....

Me: ಠ_ಠ .... Well I don't know, IT'S YOUR JOKE!

(Dad i...

What happens when you play a Country music record in reverse?

Your dog ressurects, your wife goes back home, you get your job back and Donald Trump finally leaves office.

Want to hear a joke in reverse?

OK, you have to laugh first.

Reverse-order Light Bulb joke

Punch line- Five men and a cat. One guy to labor for hours on the light bulb, hoping to earn the approval of his peers. The other four to applaud the cat.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Im thinking about getting a second career as a reverse truck driver.

You know as a backup job.

I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse

and watch lonely women regain their dignity.

Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together.

We go back a long way.

I tried reverse psychology on my child

I told the baby “don’t cry”

It worked

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I tried to reverse the effects of viagra

It was just too hard

What is reverse veganism?

It's when people only stick objects like carrots, bananas, and other non-animal products, up their asses.

Big news today in the World Reverse-Parking Championship....

Last years winner just backed out!

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