The 68+ Best Reverse Jokes

The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing

100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars, now it's the reverse

Oh, how the stables have turned

What do you call two thousand rabbits running in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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TIL the Reverse Cowgirl position is frowned upon in West Virginia.

It just ain't right turning your back on family.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it.

The Matrix in reverse is the story of a guy who quit drugs and got a job

Convince me otherwise

Watching my wedding video in reverse brought tears to my eyes

I took off her wedding ring, returned her to her dad, and moonwalked my way out of the church.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl on Alabama?

You don’t turn your back on the family

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U r a bus

What's the definition of a reverse exorcism?

It's when you ask the Devil to get the priest out of your little boy

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Hi everyone, I’m selling my new book on reverse psychology.

It’s fucking terrible.

I heard that science has discovered a way to reverse the behavior of Pinocchio’s nose, such that genuine statements make it grow.

Huge if true.

I have a friend with Reverse Tourette Syndrome.

Random people just swear at them for no reason.

What happens when you play a country song in reverse?

The singer gets his dog, home and wife back.

why can't you put a Subaru in reverse?

Because then U R A Bus!

(Reposted to fix typo where I misspelled Subaru)

Dad puts the car in reverse, looks in the rearview mirror and says...

"Ah, that takes me back."

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid you’re DNA has been reversed

Patient: AND?

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

I'm the reverse Clark Kent

I don't recognize anyone without my eyeglasses.

What is the Reverse Excorcism?

It is when the demon banishes the priest out of the non-minor victim.

Whenever the wife and I fight I sit down and watch my wedding video in reverse

I take the wedding band off her finger, hand her back to her dad and walk out of the chapel with my best mate

Reverse origami is my favorite sport

I love watching the action unfold.

I got into the car with an old buddy and put the gear on reverse.

I said, “This…takes us back.”

I started a reverse escort service.

All of our customers suck.

What's reverse exorcism?

When a demon commands a priest to leave the body of a child

I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse.

It really takes me back.

To sound wise reverse the words...

To sound words, reverse the wise.

A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall.

He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again. "I'm so embarrassed," he moaned to his wife while he reached for the phone.
"Why not tell him it was me this time?" his wife suggested.

"I could," he said while dialing, "but that's w...

We had a reverse name day in school today

We had to refer to eachother by our names spelt backwards.

And now I hate my parents for calling me Lana

I’m planning on going to the reverse psychologists convention.

You shouldn’t go. You’d hate it.

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A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in ...

I just realized this entire pandemic has been a reverse of Bane.

“Nobody cared who I was until I didn’t put on the mask.”

I have a reverse latex allergy.

When I get a swelling I use latex.

Why did Santa put his sleigh in reverse in mid-air?

He wanted to back up to the cloud!

Why can’t Elvis drive his car in reverse?

He’s dead

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Why do Jewish men like to watch porn in reverse?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

My new car has a reverse camera.

It’s awesome. Since I got it, I haven’t looked back.

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Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base...

eventually the testicle will be sucked inside!

If you did know this, please can you let me know how to reverse it?

**It's quite urgent**

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!

 

 

 

### My (other) favorite one liners:

1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

1. French tanks have five rever...

Boss: Why should we hire you as an reverse psychologist?

Me: You shouldn’t

What is the only car that can go 40 mph in reverse?

A rental

A truck driver reverses down a mountain road

A policeman stops him and asks: "Why are you driving up backwards?"

Driver replies: "My boss said there's no place to turn around."

A little later the truck comes back down, again in reverse.

The policeman asks: "Why are you reversing down now?"

The driver replies: "The b...

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind thes...

LinkedIn is like reverse dating site for IT nerds

They get a lot of messages from girls

But ignore most of them

What happens when you reverse the batteries in the energizer bunny?

It keeps coming and coming and coming!

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Meta: Reverse Punchline Challenge

Hey /r/Jokes, I thought it might be interesting to see just how good we are at actually making jokes from unfunny situations. As such, I thought a good challenge might be to provide a few randomly thought up punchlines that *you* the subreddit construct the lead-up/joke to. Highest rated comment wou...

What happens when you play a Country music record in reverse?

Your dog ressurects, your wife goes back home, you get your job back and Donald Trump finally leaves office.

Im thinking about getting a second career as a reverse truck driver.

You know as a backup job.

What do you call reverse birth?

A push in the right direction

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Just came back from holiday in Thailand....

.......and I was so close to shagging a lady boy!!

Looked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady........ It was only when she drove me to her place and reversed the car into the garage in one try I thought to myself, "Hang on a fucking moment..."

Trying out a new joke about Reverse Psychology.

You didn't find this funny.....

Microsoft is releasing a a reverse Outlook soon

So we should all be on Lookout

I started to see a reverse psychologist.

She told me to kill myself.

Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together.

We go back a long way.

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Confederates are reverse Hitlers.

Hitler first sucked at art and then lost the war while Confederates first lost the war and then sucked at art.

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My dick is like a reverse vampire...

I can only see it in a mirror.

I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

To reverse and leaving the scene

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Reverse Pick-Up Lines

1. Girl are you a newspaper? Cause there’s a new fucking issue with you everyday
2. Oh my God, you're so funny ... looking.
3. Excuse me sir, are you the moon? Because I need you 238,000 miles away from me.
4. Are you a tree? Cause i when i see you i think ‘Leave’
5. Are you from Tenness...

I tried whistling in reverse today

I kind of sucked

Reverse English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

"However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

Bo...

Scientists have developed a new type of diode that reverses it's flow after around 66 years...

They are calling it the Jenner Diode!

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Pineapple makes your semen taste better

The reverse is not true.

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If my life was a sex position it would be reverse cowgirl

Because noone will look me in the eye and I'm not in control

Big news today in the World Reverse-Parking Championship....

Last years winner just backed out!

Translated joke but I reversed the countries because screw Belgium

Two dutchmen take the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, but they only have one ticket. 2 fellow Belgian passengers ask them how they will get away with it. “Watch and learn!” Say the Dutch. They head into the toilet together and wait for the train conductor to knock on the door. “Ticket please!”. He...

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A woman grants her mother's unusual dying wish.

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island.

A couple of days later, she realizes that reversed pictures of her mother's *left* foot were sent instead. Unsure of the importance, but determined to fulfill her wishes, the woman travels to Rhode Is...

I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse

and watch lonely women regain their dignity.

I just drove an expensive car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

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