I shared my opinion on this site.

I regreddit.

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Orgasms are like opinions.

Mine is more important and I don't care if she has one.

My opinion on abortion is kinda complicated.

I'm all for killing children, but I cant stand giving women rights.

What starts with an "O" and ends with "nions" and sometimes make you cry?

Opinions

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Unpopular opinion but true

Gay men are fucking assholes

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Why can't you ask a Jew for their opinion?

Because it's tough to grab their two cents

A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world

The venezuelans asked what food is
The Europeans asked what shortage is
The americans asked what the rest of the world is
The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions

A psychiatrist asks for a second opinion from a colleague

"I have this crazy guy in one of my wards, he likes to eat teacups. Have you seen anything like this?"

"Wait, does he eat the handles too?"

"No, that's the curious thing, he leaves the handles untouched."

"Well then he's definitely crazy, the handles are the tastiest part!"

I have opinions about many insects,

But I can say for a fact that mosquitos suck.

A friend of mine asked for my opinion on his displacement obsession.

‘Whatever floats your boat’

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion...

He said okay, you’re ugly too.

You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?

It sucks!

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Opinions are like assholes

In that I wish that my wife would pay more attention to mine

What's my personal opinion about the black hole photo?

It sucks

Senator, what's your opinion on mute people?

No comment.

What's an opinion without 3.14?

An onion..

People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...

.. and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"

"Yes, " says the artist.

"It's worthless," says the critic

The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."

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What was the mans opinion on Nazis?

They're alt-right.

Unpopular opinion: People criticizing Alabama's new abortion laws are ignorant and intolerant

It's a family matter for them, after all.

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Political opinions are like penises

It's fine to be proud of it, just don't take it out in public or try to force it down someone else's throat.

What's the difference between a libertarian wedding and a libertarian funeral?

One less opinion

What do you call a redditor with an opinion?

Names

Unpopular opinion: I always liked Bill Cosby

He rubbed my sister the wrong way though

I've never had a high opinion of mules.

Theyre just half-assed horses

Undefined values are not useful for opinion polls

0 out of 0 statisticians agree.

A journalist asks a Russian, a Pole and an Israeli the same question: Excuse me, what's your opinion on the meat shortage?

The Russian replies: What's an opinion?

The Pole replies: What's meat?

The Israeli replies: What's excuse me?

What was 50 Cents called after he gave his opinion of Eminem?

48 Cents.

My doctor told me I was fat. I asked for a second opinion.

He told me I was stupid too.

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Opinions are like orgasms.

I can have one at home using the internet and that’s fine but if I have one at a party everybody asks me to leave.

The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world."

The poll was a total failure. The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Swiss did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of t...

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According to a new 2018 opinion poll:

Penises are out and Vaginas are in.

What do you call a Fat person giving their opinions?

*Weighing in*

I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.

She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."

In my opinion, if we're going to fight a war on terror

A good place to start would be this nation's haunted houses

A second opinion

Doctor: Your test results came back, I'm afraid you do have cancer. I suggest we treat you with chemotherapy as soon as possible.

Patient: Hmm I don't know.... I'd like a second opinion.

Doctor: Okay. You are also ugly.

The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe, ...

I hate it when people publicly express their opinions needlessly, just seeking attention when nobody cares.

But that's just my opinion.

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Opinions are like a penis

You may have one, but just don't whip it out in public

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Opinions are like assholes...

You're not allowed to show them in public anymore.

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Opinions are like assholes.

I don't want to hear about my old racist uncle's

A Second Opinion

Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it. Six months later, he runs in...

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For a moment, i had a different opinion on 'Chinese girls'

This Valentines day, I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex tonight!"
I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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People often complain I wouldn't appreciate their opinion.

If you ask me, this is always bullshit.

Here's my opinion on Trump's Wall

I'm on the fence.

At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion.

One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head.

"No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair."

As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."

"There is no such thing as 'people'. There are only individuals with their own unique opinions and sentiments"

That's what I've noticed people like to hear these days.

I have pretty strong opinions about citrus

I find the taste of lemons to be quite sublime

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A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was “wo...

A redhead, brunette and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about thier opinions on elements.

The redhead says,"I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it."

The brunette says,"I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars."

The blonde...

UN sent a survey to children from different country: " Regarding the problem of food shortage in other countries, what's your opinion?" Surprisingly no kids understand the question.

American kids: "what's “other countries”...?"
European kids: "what's “shortage”...?"
Africa kids: "what's “food”...?"
Chinese kids: "what's “my opinion”...?"

Hey, I just wanted to tell everyone to have a nice day and that you can have your own opinion if you want about anything

Eh, who am I kidding, I'm a Redditor.

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Political opinions are like dicks....

Sometimes they lean left, sometimes they lean right, and nobody likes it when your crazy uncle whips his out at Thanksgiving dinner.

In the UK, United States Vice President’s opinion isn’t worth much

It’s only a pence.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

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