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Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battlefield
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A different view of Three Little Pigs

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.


She read "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:
'Pardon me s...

Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city..

Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.
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Tortoise and Rabbit. Antagonist view.

A different insight into the story of hare and tortoise:-

E๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’š๐’๐’๐’† ๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’• ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’˜๐’๐’“๐’๐’… ๐’‰๐’‚๐’” ๐’Œ๐’†๐’‘๐’• ๐’ˆ๐’Š๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’†๐’™๐’‚๐’Ž๐’‘๐’๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐‘ป๐’๐’“๐’•๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’†โ€ฆ ๐‘บ๐’‚๐’š๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’•๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐’”๐’๐’๐’˜ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’‚๐’…๐’š ๐’˜๐’Š๐’๐’” ๐’•๐’‰๐’† ๐’“๐’‚๐’„๐’†, ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐’†๐’Ž๐’‘๐’‰๐’‚๐’”๐’Š๐’›๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ...

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel

You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!
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Porn sites have a "sort by most viewed" feature!

What's the world coming to?

A British man was talking to his friend about his views on Brexit...

"These bloody immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these bloody immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."


His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"


The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll te...
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There's going to be a list published of the top 10 most viewed porn videos.

What is the world coming to?

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I was asked what my views on pornography were.

I said, "I dunno, rough math maybe 2,500?"

David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.

After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"

Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".

Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"
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A daughter asks her father, โ€œDad, what are your views on abortion?โ€

Her father replies, โ€œWhy donโ€™t you ask your sister.โ€

Daughter replies, โ€œBut I donโ€™t have a sisterโ€ฆ.. ohโ€
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Everyone has a different view about life. Iโ€™m a solipsist.

But thatโ€™s just me.
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Switzerland is a great country, with amazing views and nice people

And their flag is also great, which is a huge plus.
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Pornhub promised to plant 1 tree for every 100 views. Guess what I will do.

I will single handedly save the plant.

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Facebook views Reddit the same way newlyweds view child mine workers

They don't like to aknowledge their existence even though they're responsible for most of the cool shit they show off to their friends

A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him

He floored it to 140, then 150, ... then 170, ...

Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift end...
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I went to view a house on a Native American reservation.

"I like it" I said. "Does it come with running water?"

"Fuck off" He replied. "Get your own wife."

How do you view Kansas in artificial reality?

ARKANSAS
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A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"

They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.

"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're naked and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and ...
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Why do Russian tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can watch the Ukrainian tractors gaining on them!
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A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear-view mirror pulls to the side of the road.

After coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.

The man asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you."

Man: "No sir, I was going a little over 60."

Wife: "O...
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What do you call a vegan who tries to push their views?

Sheriff of Not-Eating Ham
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A bereaved widow goes to view her husband's body in the mortuary....

The mortuary assistant opens the casket, and bows his head solemnly. Upon seeing her husband, the widow starts crying huge tears and wailing loudly. The assistant quickly moves to comfort her.

Still wailing, the widow explains that she can't bear to see her husband wearing a suit. In life he ...
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An octopus slinks into a dark room with a gun in each arm.

He hears a soft chuckle coming from the corner. โ€œYouโ€™re one short, my friend,โ€ says the cat as he steps into view.
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The โ€œAvengers: Endgameโ€ trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...
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A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner....

Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean...
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Cannibals are often viewed as cruel.

But really, there's a lot of human in them.
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My wife told me I should look at things from her point of view.

So I stared out of the kitchen window.
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A wealthy politician released her tax returns for the public to view, according to custom.

The politician had a neighbor who was in charge of a charity that was struggling for funds. After seeing the politicianโ€™s tax returns, he saw a golden opportunity, and immediately went over and knocked on the politicianโ€™s door.

โ€œAll right, I can see from your tax returns that you make $500,00...
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Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views?

Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations
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"How do you view Homosexual relationships?"

"HD"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sรญ."<...
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Hated the view from my yard because of the tree...

So I called a tree guy to take it down. I asked him to remove the stump, and he said "Oh I can't, you have to call a stump guy."

So I call the stump guy, he takes out the stump, and I say "Aren't you gonna fill the hole?"

He said "Oh, no, you'll have to call a landscaper for that. ...
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How to help your local politician qualify for a mental asylum

A politician is visiting the local mental asylum, and asks "How do you decide whether someone should be admitted here?"

"Well," says the director, "We fill up a bath with water, then give the patient a teaspoon, a mug, and a bucket, and ask them to empty the bath as quickly as possible."
<...
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How the grandkids view us old folks (Long)

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lips...
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How does a depressed person view life?

There are sad days, and also Saturdays...

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Wedding night

Sophia had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian girl living under the watchful eye of her mother, she remained a virgin up until she and her husband took their wedding vowsโ€ฆ

On their wedding night, the newlyweds stayed at her mother's house, and Sophia was nervous. Her mother...

Have you heard about the political party thatโ€™s using really good weed to promote their political views and opinions?

Itโ€™s propaganja.
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An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.

It's quite obvious to each of the three men know where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you to do you? This is my seat after all."

The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! ...
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So if a place to view birds is an Aviary, and a place to view fish is a aquarium, where do you view pigs?

Congress
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What message does a quantum computer have when you view an image?

"Do you want to save changes?"
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Whatโ€™s a New York Irish Catholic view of heaven?

A Knightโ€™s of Columbus with an open bar.
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Thieves broke into my shop and stole 15 cases of Red Bull

I don't know how these people sleep at night
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I posted my anti-covid-vaccine views in r/changemyview...

I was rewarded with a delta.
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Different points of view

The pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The realist sees the train coming.

The train driver sees 3 assholes on the railroad.

Ken Dodd's view on reincarnation ...

"I don't see the point of coming back as a tin of milk"
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There were two white Christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert.

Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.

As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. The...
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An average looking man walks into a bar.

A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, "How would you like to get out of here?" and the man is stunned. He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him, so he agreed.


They both get into his car and drive really far.


He stops at a cliff with the...

What's an effective way to get Texas Lawmakers to change their view on abortion law?

Get their wives pregnant, if they have any.
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How can a black man change a republican politician's views on abortion?

Get his wife pregnant

What are your views on abortion?

Me: It really brings out the kid in you.
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Do you know why Scooby Doo is the most viewed cartoon in Denmark?

Because heโ€™s a Great Dane
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Point of view

I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I cant stick my head that far up my ass.!!!

How else can you view 50 Shades of Gray?

As a gradient
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Points of view

A Priest is talking to a kid,he says:"is always better give than receive" and the kid replies:"my dad says this everyday!" And the priest:" oh,your father is a good person, what's his job?" "He is a boxer!"
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Enjoying the views...

You: So..did you enjoy your trip to the Swiss Alps?

Me: Yes, it was amazing.

You: Did you enjoy the views?

Me: Mmm...No.

You: Why?

Me: The Mountains blocked the view.
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The debate really changed my view on Mike Pence...

Pretty fly, for a white guy
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What are your views on school?

Well, it is an FPS.
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I removed the rear view mirror from my car.

I haven't looked back since.
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What are my views on Russia and China? Well...

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Questioner: Can you explain the birth of Jesus Christ from scientific point of view?

Me: OK, Iโ€™m not sure why it falls on me to be the one to tell you this, but Iโ€™m up for it, I guess. You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very muchโ€ฆ

Questioner: No, no, no!

Me: What?

Questioner: I donโ€™t want an explanation of where *babies* comes from. I want an expl...

I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse

and watch lonely women regain their dignity.
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A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing her short skirt, and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

โ€œIโ€™d like some raisin bread please,โ€ the man says.

The clerk nods and climbs up a la...
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Four Different Views Of Life

One day, three friends went walking on a train track stumbled upon a tunnel (mind you, the first is an Optimist, the second a Realist, and the third a Pessimist). The Optimist says,
โ€œFellas, lets go through this tunnel! Cโ€™mon itโ€™ll be fun!โ€
The other two roll their eyes and agree. About halfw...
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When You Have An Optimistic View On What You're Smelling, You're Smelling...

Rose tinted gases.
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A man whoโ€™d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit...

The female blonde mortician asks the deceasedโ€™s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man looks good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue and that she wants him in a blue sui...
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Popeye is seen as iconic in America, but how is he viewed in Finland?

Oh, he's strong to the Finnish...
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I kicked my rear-view mirror addiction...

I'm never looking back.
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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.
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I cant decide my views on masturbation. On one hand, it feels good

On the other hand it feels even better

Engineers' view about a glass of water!

To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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I have been calculating the surface of the Earth in flat-earth point of view.

And they were right saying that the government had been hiding much land and the surface is actually larger. How else would they be able to walk that far to fool themselves.
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Whatโ€™s the most popular reality tv show viewed by the crew of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians
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Men and women have two distinct views about weddings.

The husband-to-be wakes up in the morning, plays a round of golf and counts the minutes until he has to be at the altar.
The wife-to-be, on the other hand, wakes up in the morning and is panicking. She immediately begins to organize things, making sure everything is in proper order. In her mind ...
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I went to view a house yesterday with period features...

She hates it when I call her that.
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So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald

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