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Rocket Salad Jokes

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Some great one-liners.

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! Blow this, I thought. I can get one cheaper off the web.

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

My neigh...

There's nothing more annoying than people who get their sayings wrong.

I mean, it's not rocket salad.

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