Did you hear about the bird that carried a leek?
Never mind, its too Farfetch'd.
What is Donald Trump's favorite vegetable?
Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk
I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'
What vegetable shouldn't go on a boat?
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed?
He got caught taking a leek
A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...
The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.
What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?
*my little brother gave me this
Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?
He was caught taking a leek.
Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.
Turns out his boat was full of leeks.