What is plumber's least favourite vegetable?

Leeks.

How do you make a potato leek soup?

Fill a potato with soup, then poke a hole in it.

My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?

Because he took a leek!

(Please don’t kick us out, just lettuce leave)

I got kicked out of a grocery store for inappropriate behavior in the produce section.

All I did was take a leek.

What vegetable does captain Jack Sparrow fear the most?

The leek.

Did you hear about the bird that carried a leek?

Never mind, its too Farfetch'd.

Did you know some vegetables are nevee transported by sea?

Because having a leek in the boat would be very bad.

What's a plumbers least favorite vegetable?

A leek

Did you hear about the cargo ship that sunk while shipping food?

Apparently there was a leek in the boat.

Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk

I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'

Some shallots were hired to break some scallions out of Alcatraz...

But when the job was done and they were back on the boat, the realized that they had also sprung a leek by mistake.

What vegetables are a sailors enemy?

leeks!

What vegetable can you add to a heavy pot of water to make it lighter?

Leeks!

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

I just got banned from the farmer’s market.

They caught me trying to take a leek.

What is Donald Trump's favorite vegetable?

Leeks

What Vegetable Do Plumbers Hate?

Leeks.
Add a few peas and you have a real mess.

A botanist visited an onion farm and said to the farmer:

"I'm sorry but I think your ground is leeking"

What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?

A leek

*my little brother gave me this

A shoplifter was caught in the toilets of a local greengrocers this morning.

He was trying to take a leek.

Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.

Turns out his boat was full of leeks.

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