My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?

Because he took a leek!

(Please don’t kick us out, just lettuce leave)

Did you hear about the bird that carried a leek?

Never mind, its too Farfetch'd.

Someone told me that the best pokemon was the bird that holds a leek stalk

I said 'That's a little farfetch'd'

What vegetables are a sailors enemy?

leeks!

What vegetable can you add to a heavy pot of water to make it lighter?

Leeks!

Some shallots were hired to break some scallions out of Alcatraz...

But when the job was done and they were back on the boat, the realized that they had also sprung a leek by mistake.

I just got banned from the farmer’s market.

They caught me trying to take a leek.

A Barge Carrying Vegetables Sinks In a Harbor...

The disaster report claimed the boat had too many leeks.

What is Donald Trump's favorite vegetable?

Leeks

What vegetable shouldn't go on a boat?

A Leek!!

A botanist visited an onion farm and said to the farmer:

"I'm sorry but I think your ground is leeking"

What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?

A leek

*my little brother gave me this

Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river.

Turns out his boat was full of leeks.

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