Shells Jokes - 18 Hilarious Shells Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

B shells aren’t big enough.

upvote

downvote

report

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

They out grew their b-shells.

upvote

downvote

report

If shotgun slugs are inside shotgun shells...

Does that make them shotgun snails?

upvote

downvote

report

You'd think that without their shells snails would be a lot faster.

But it only makes them more sluggish.

upvote

downvote

report

i hosted a party for snails that don't have shells

it was a slugfest

upvote

downvote

report

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A rooster was looking to furnish his roost with cockle shells

And his assistant asked “in terms of a supplier, do you want me to call the guy from Miami Beach, the guy from Hawaii, or the guy from Hermosa Beach? They all have great prices on cockle shells”

The rooster shrugged and said “any cockle dude will do”

The guys on the beach are charging such high prices for their shells

It’s Unconchinable

upvote

downvote

report

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

upvote

downvote

report

A redneck mom puts shotgun shells in the family soup by mistake...

A redneck mom puts shotgun shells in the family soup by mistake...

At any rate, the family had nothing else they could eat, so they ate the soup as it was.

The next day in the morning, mom checked the baby's diaper. Shotgun pellets were apparent in the fecal matter.

The kinderga...

upvote

downvote

report

Apparently they have increased the difficulty level of the "She sells sea shells" tongue twister in a newer version

The seller lives in Seychelles.

upvote

downvote

report

Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?

It was an egg shell lent idea

upvote

downvote

report

Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank next to a pile of shells...

One turns to the other and asks "Do you have any ideas about how we can load the gun on this thing?"

upvote

downvote

report

Sally was trying to sell sea shells by the sea shore, but the cops put her in jail.

She was charged with possession of conchtraband.

upvote

downvote

report

It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

upvote

downvote

report

Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells?

Because she outgrew the B-shells

upvote

downvote

report

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

upvote

downvote

report

She used to sell sea shells by the sea shore, until they turned the shore into a shopping mall. Now...

She sells shoe soles by the shoe store.

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.