Exploded Jokes

There was nothing left but de brie

“Crimea River!”

Then the grenade exploded.

Everywhere.

I accidentally made nitroglycerin.

He was a mixed breed. Half golden lab, half meth lab.

Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.

One man in the crowd then yelled "Yes, but is it the Catholic god you don't believe in or the Protestant one?"

(Wow this exploded. Front... *wow*. Gotta say, I like the (current) top comment's version more.)

...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.

It was a disaster. Nobody came.

I think it was a Jihaddy long legs

She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes... read more

It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.

I've had a chip on my shoulder ever since.

That’s what happens when you mix acid and basic

All i said is "c4 yourself"

he was dinomite

Many soles were lost...

I guess you could call it the Boston Molassacre.

Heroshima

They have branches everywhere these days.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

The judge asks the bus driver "why did you kill all those innocent people?"

The bus driver, looking a little sad, says "I didn't mean too, It was by mistake!"

"How did it happen?" Asks the judge.

"Well-" said the bus driver, "I was driving to a bus station but suddenly, on the r... read more

*Everywhere*

Eyewitnesses report there is currently de Brie all over the place.

A popkhorne

...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls...

It was mass murder.

It was a devastating blow.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

It was gaseous clay