Rip Out Jokes - 5 Hilarious Rip Out Jokes

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They said I could never rip out my p*nis masturbating

But leave it to me to pull it off.

How do you torture a carpenter?

Rip out his nails

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Why did the ex-pornstar get fired from his job at the gas station?

As soon as the tank was full, he’d rip out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

A UN delegation was flying across the Atlantic...

A Brit, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are told by the pilot that they are too heavy and may crash.

They pop the hatch and toss out all the luggage, but they’re still too heavy.

They rip out the seats and toss them, but they’re still too heavy.

The Brit stands up and...

[LONG] A book and a diary.

A book and a diary had a fairy tale relationship for the longest time. They were inseparable, got married, and had two baby papers. After that, things went downhill and the married couple started fighting constantly. One day, Book decided to have an affair with Binder. Diary found out and filed for ...

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