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What's the difference between powdered sugar and cocain?

Exaclty, said Rasputin.
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My kids are like powdered sugar

Because they're honor roll!
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An old joke from Isaac Asimov(fairly long).

As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.

Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy....
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