There once was a Roman named Vitus, he developed the first form of haircoloring. It was a sort of paste that changed his blonde hair to red. However, a side effect was incredibly bad breath.
This became known as the first confirmed case of Gingervitis.
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
Church
I recently made the switch from Colgate to Crest.
I gotta say, it's a real nice change of paste.
The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig
and ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces. Some time after the driver had reported the damage, he watched as a repair truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. They picked up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then they began fittin...
I got an e-mail from a buddy of mine. He always has trouble spelling certain words. He said he quit his job at the glue factory. Upper management wanted everyone to put out 2,500 tubes per hour
I guess he's not the type to work in a fast paste environment.
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