There once was a Roman named Vitus, he developed the first form of haircoloring. It was a sort of paste that changed his blonde hair to red. However, a side effect was incredibly bad breath.
This became known as the first confirmed case of Gingervitis.
What's the fastest liquid on Earth?
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
I used to manually insert the current clock reading into my emails with a 60 pt font.
It was a huge paste of time.
I recently made the switch from Colgate to Crest.
I gotta say, it's a real nice change of paste.
The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig
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When I joined the Navy
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So the first morning we all arrived at 6am and one new recruit named Bob walked up and handed the captain starbucks ...