For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "why have you stopped brushing...
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away
RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
Why was Copy nervous on its date with Paste?
Because Cut was at another table, and they were a controlling ex.
I'm sorry.
Reddit’s new API Costs
Yep that’s it. It’s going to price out all those apps you all use instead of the official one to read or post jokes. And I can tell you first hand, it is much tougher to copy and paste in official app.
Can we go black out on June 12-14?
I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.
Retweet if you agree.
Tomato paste is pretty viscous
I guess it’s not very fast paste
Three guys just met and they have a conversation about different sorts of paste
The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."
The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."
The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I visit /r/jokes."
This is the first joke I wrote by myself, feedback appreciated
A man came back home to his wife after a long business journey. After a happy reunion, their parrot suddenly started talking out of nowhere.
"Yes, put it in that hole!" it squawked loudly with a female voice.
"What the hell?" said the man. "Where did the parrot learn that?"
"No,...
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cool funny jokes that i can copy and paste on to reddit
wait this isn't google
shit
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
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