For past 20 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.
This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.
For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.
I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.
Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "Why have you stopped br...
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
Why was Copy nervous on its date with Paste?
Because Cut was at another table, and they were a controlling ex.
I'm sorry.
I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on Twitter and post it on a different social media platform.
Retweet if you agree.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Was reading a "People Who Passed Away In 2020" article and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the co-developers of the basic copy and paste function for computers, died in February.
Was reading one of those "People Who Passed Away In 2020" articles and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the co-developers of the basic copy and paste function for computers, died in February.
Was reading one of those "People Who Passed Away In 2020" articles and saw that Larry Tesler, one of the...
Three guys just met eachother and they have a conversation about different sorts of paste
The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."
The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."
The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I am a Redditor."
Sad News: The founder of /r/jokes has passed away
RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
Tomato paste is pretty viscous
I guess it’s not very fast paste
After a group of scientists invented a tasteless orally ingestible Covid vaccine they had a meeting to decide which products would be best to put it in to get to finally get to 100% coverage in America.
Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%
If The Joke about r/Jokes is That All The Jokes are Stolen/Copy Pasted...
Does that mean when you see a joke, you've already Reddit?
A boy asked his father "Why is my sister named Theresa?" "Because your mother loves Easter and Theresa is an anagram." "Thanks dad."
"Your welcome Alan."
Salesman
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Israelis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak ...
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cool funny jokes that i can copy and paste on to reddit
wait this isn't google
shit
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