Paste Jokes

Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

Finally last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "why have you stopped brushing... read more

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74

Because Cut was at another table, and they were a controlling ex.

I'm sorry.

Yep that’s it. It’s going to price out all those apps you all use instead of the official one to read or post jokes. And I can tell you first hand, it is much tougher to copy and paste in official app.

Can we go black out on June 12-14?

Retweet if you agree.

I guess it’s not very fast paste

The first guy says: "I know everything about tomato paste, because I own an Italian restaurant."

The second guy says: "I know everything about toothpaste, because I am a dentist."

The third guy says: "I know everything about copy-paste, because I visit /r/jokes."

A man came back home to his wife after a long business journey. After a happy reunion, their parrot suddenly started talking out of nowhere.

"Yes, put it in that hole!" it squawked loudly with a female voice.

"What the hell?" said the man. "Where did the parrot learn that?"

"No,... read more

I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts