Out Of This World Jokes - 8 Hilarious Out Of This World Jokes

This joke is out of this world.

Astronaut 1 : Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2 : In space , no one can. Here, use cream.

I've decided I want to go out of this world the same way I came into it

An accident.

I'm going to go out of this world the same way I came in.

Screaming and covered in gore.

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What happens if you masturbate in outer space?

Your orgasm would be out of this world.

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I told my date that ladies call me E.T. after sex

She replied “ Why? Is it out of this world?”

I said “No, I think it’s the extra testicle.”

I read about a new restaurant that opened up at the moon

the food is out of this world but theres zero atmosphere

It's unfortunate that the NASA and SpaceX astronauts weren't social distancing with eachother...

But their PPE is out of this world!

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When I was a little boy, I wanted to be an astronaut...

...So when I turned 18 I got a lap dance from a stripper that was out of this world.

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