Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities.
Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
My boss refers to “problems” as “opportunities”
So now I have a drinking opportunity!
Two great opportunities are walking past a bar.
The one says to the other, “Let’s go inside and get wasted.”
My wife told me, There's no such things as problems, just opportunities. "
That's great, I thought. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity !!
I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
My 3 Favorite Things
My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
What do job opportunities and me have in common?
My uncle has taken advantage of both.
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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!
I asked Dumbo what career options he would pursue, when the circus shut down, and if he would consider interesting opportunities
He said, "I don't know, but I'm all ears"
People just don't see the benefits of working with fog
That's a lot of mist opportunities.
A calligrapher died peacefully in his sleep.
He soon woke up in a land of paradise. He spent the next few days exploring. Heaven was exactly as he imagined—pristine rolling hills, golden castles upon cloud tops, reunions with lost loved ones, and endless opportunities to explore one's hobbies. He had access to the finest selection of inks and ...
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