I’m tired of hearing people say British food tastes awful. In fact, British food is the third most delicious food in the world
The first being French food, and the second is food from all other countries.
Hearing Loss Symptoms
Worried he was losing his hearing, a man makes a doctor visit.
The doctor asked, "please describe the symptoms".
"Well, he's bald and overweight and she's tall with blue hair."
I'm American, and I'm sick of hearing that America is the stupidest country in the world.
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world...
A little old man starts having trouble hearing and goes to the doctor
“Doc, I'm having problems hearing!"
The doc says "Let's check you out.”
As he looks into the man's ear with his otoscope he says "It looks like there is some sort of foreign object in here.”
The doc takes his tweezers and pulls it out.
“It's a suppository,” the doc expl...
My feet are toasty, but I think my wife has a hearing problem...
After all, I'm not asking for socks every night
After hearing me sing, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.
Ten or twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.
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A husband notices that his wife’s hearing is deteriorating, and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc.
“There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and a...
A week ago I sent my hearing aid to be repaired...
I haven't heard anything since.
I'm so tired of hearing Law and Order jokes.
They've all been done done.
Did you know being hard of hearing is highly illegal?
It's a crime punishable by deaf
The Sargent in Iraq was hearing troubling rumors about his men.
That evening he called them all out of their rooms and had them standing in a line. "I been hearing some terrible things, men" he yelled. "Apparently some of y'all have been going around with someone named Fatima!" "I will not tolerate this kind of debauchery on my base, you hear me?!" "...
Healing hearing
Leroy walks into a bar and finds the preacher there offering to pray for anyone. Leroy gets in line, and the preacher asks: "What can I do for you?" He replies, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear and prays with all his might. Finally,...
Did you hear about the guy who lost his hearing aid?
**WHAT?!?!**
Why did the jury cry at the molester’s hearing?
It was a very touching trial.
Man goes to confession, complaining of hearing voices
"Father, everyday I hear a voice telling me how bad I am, and chastising me for all the things I've done wrong in my life. Am I possessed?"
"No", says the priest, "just married".
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