On the Friday before the first weekend of the semester, the Professor announces that there will be a quiz the following week, and it will be a surprise. By a "surprise", he clarifies that while he knows when the quiz will be, the students **will not know** which day the quiz will be ahead of time, s...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be d...
A father and a son were talking about the possibility of cloning each other. The son says, “Umm, I don’t know about that. I don’t really fully understand what it does.” The father looks at him and says..
“Well son, that makes two of us.”
A was talking with a friend of mine and she
told me that she was pregnant with twins. I told her; ok what's the matter and she answers;Since they're twins, will I be pregnant for nine or 18 months? And I'm answering her, don't worry about that. Worry about the possibility that kids might be idiots like you.
Interview with the Pope and a Rabbi.
I am a reporter for a major monthly publication. Generally I write human interest articles. Last year I was given the privilege and granted an interview with the Pope.
Upon entering the Pope's office I was greeted warmly with a handshake and a hug. The pope and I had an amazing conve...
A Brit, A Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit."They must be British"
They pondered this possibility but the Frenchman and the Russians soon shake their heads in disagreement.
"Nonsense," says the Frenchman. "They're naked and so beautiful, clearly they are French". The Brit and ...
Blonde Sells Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That ...