Possibility Jokes

There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there
didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in
the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the
possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
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A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said,

"We will all die someday, and none of us really know when, but if we did, we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event."

Everyone s... read more

* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has acc... read more

The Chinese stock market experienced a drastic drop over the past 3 months. With most local economists failing to explain this phenomena, a renowned Chinese economist decided to albeit reluctantly phone up his American counterpart.

Due to the fraught ties between the two countries, the Chines... read more

A COLLEGE-FOOTBALL COACH was
faced with the possibility that his star
player might be declared academically
ineligible, so he pleaded with the math
professor not to Aunk the kid.

"Tell you what, coach,”
said the professor, "I'll ask him a question in your presence. If he gets i... read more

Why?

Here is how all his meetings go.

"Can you fix my life?"

"Of course. Here's a detailed analysis of all the things that you think are wrong with your life and ways to fix, or at least improve, them."

"Let's see...'work hard'...'change long-term habits'...'possibility o... read more