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On The Hook Jokes

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A gambler gets a notice from the IRS that he’s being audited.

The gambler calls his tax attorney and they go to see the IRS agent. As they are waiting in the office, the agent looks over his paperwork and says:

“The reason for your audit is that you live such a lavish lifestyle, yet not much income to justify it. Can you tell me what you do for a living...

My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.

Click bait

A pirate started singing me a song. I didn’t really like it until he started swinging his arm around.

Then I was caught on the hook.

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A young man goes on a date with a very short girl.

Despite her stature she is pretty sweet and beautiful. The date is going well and after a long walk he decided to walk her home.

As they are walking they start holding hands, kissing and finally they start making out against a wall in a dark alley. The man is getting horny so he sees a hook u...

I went fishing on my boat

I had been fishing for a while and hadn’t caught anything until up to that moment, and, to make things worse. I ran out of baits.
So I had this ingenious idea.

I got a piece of paper and wrote “bait” on it, hooked it and threw it into the water.

I was amazed when I felt something pu...

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Little Fisherman

Somewhere near a big lake lives Jon together with his cat.

Early in the morning Jon wakes up, washes his face and goes to the kitchen. He takes his bag of bread, takes out a few slices and butters them up. puts some cheese on it and stores them is his bread box. Picks up his fishing pole an...

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A man's friend bails him out of jail

"What'd you do, anyway?" asks the friend. "I made a lifelike replica of the president and threw it off the overpass onto the highway." "Oh shit, that's pretty serious. They charge you with causing a wreck?" "No but I'm on the hook for a hundred speeding tickets."

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