My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.

Click bait

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A young man goes on a date with a very short girl.

Despite her stature she is pretty sweet and beautiful. The date is going well and after a long walk he decided to walk her home.

As they are walking they start holding hands, kissing and finally they start making out against a wall in a dark alley. The man is getting horny so he sees a hook u...

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Gambler gets a notice from IRS that he is being audited.

The gambler calls his tax attorney and they go to see the IRS agent. As they are waiting in the office, the IRS agent looks over his paperwork and says:

"The reason for your audit is that you have a relatively lavish lifestyle, but not much income to justify it, can you tell me what you do fo...

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Parrots. long

Father O'Malley comes out from Sunday mass to talk with his parishioners and Mrs. Coughlin asks if she may have a word with him.

"Of course, Mrs. Coughlin. What seems to be the problem?

“This may sound like a strange question, but I have a problem with my parrot and I hear that you hav...

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A man's friend bails him out of jail

"What'd you do, anyway?" asks the friend. "I made a lifelike replica of the president and threw it off the overpass onto the highway." "Oh shit, that's pretty serious. They charge you with causing a wreck?" "No but I'm on the hook for a hundred speeding tickets."

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butcher

The butcher lived in an apartment over his shop. One night he was awakened by strange noises coming from below. He tiptoed downstairs and observer that his 19-year-old daughter was sitting on the chopping block and masturbating with liverwurst. He sighed and tiptoed back to bed.
The next mornin...

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Grandpa and his grandson go fishing

A grandson and his grandpa go fishing. The boy struggles putting his bait on the hook, so Grandpa takes it from him and does it himself. The boy, frustrated, asks,"Grandpa, why cant I bait my own hook?'' Grandpa replies, "Does your dick reach your asshole?" "No." "Then you can't do it." The boy gets...

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