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What do you call a person that is happy on a Monday?

Unemployed

Cop: sit on that chair, we're gona interrogate you.

Lawyer: \*whispering\* deny everything.
Me: \*loudly\* thats not a chair!

my wife finally agreed to a , on the condition that she picks the girl

i replied "nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"

My relationship with my neighbors is like on that show Friends

I haven't seen any of them since 2004.
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