Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..
..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.
Interview for Australian visa for first time mostly be like:
A : Do you have criminal record?
M: No, I didn't knew it's still required?
I'm eating mostly whole foods lately
Whole pizzas, whole cheeseburgers, whole tubs of ice cream...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Whenever I am asked if I am a breast or thigh guy, I always tell them I am mostly in to anal...
Which always ends in me being asked to leave the KFC!
A kid is walking down the street looking slightly guilty, but mostly sick...
His mouth looks full of something. A guy sees him and walks up to him. The guy says, “Hey kid, you don’t look too good. Did you get your hands on some chewing tobacco?” The kid says, “No. I stole one of my mom’s sugar-free chocolate bars.”
This is a joke we tell in Armenian, I think it comes out well in English too.
Little Johnny is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what is needed in their lives.
The first student is a little girl, she stands up and says "my family is mostly happy but what we really n...