An attractive woman once asked if I was interested in breasts or thighs. I told her I'm mostly into feet and anal.
I am no longer welcome at that KFC restaurant.
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Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth & nose..
..scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from assholes.
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A cannibal top chef is mostly known for..
his secret handshake.
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I was proven not guilty for allegedly stealing kitchen utensils, mostly colanders.
There were too many holes in the evidence
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Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games.
He knows how to properly use the Royal Wii.
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I'm a European frog; mostly French, a bit German, and...
...a tad Pole.
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If Hell is red hot, dry and mostly empty,
then how do Australians realize that they're dead?
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Why Russian movies and series are mostly WWII themed?
They don't have to spend a single kopeika on props and decorations
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Why are Gryphons mostly lion?
Because the body is the lion's share of the Gryphon.
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I'm eating mostly whole foods lately
Whole pizzas, whole cheeseburgers, whole tubs of ice cream...
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My friend commented on my daughter's weight recently, I told him it's mostly puppy fat.
We should stop buying her pets, kid's a f\*cking pyscho.
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A doctor is retiring, he mostly performed circumcisions his whole career...
...and he collected the remainders in a large glass jar. He brings the jar to a leather tanner and explains that itβs all he has to remember 50 years of service to his community - please make something, anything, nice from it.
The leather tanner says no problem; to come back in a week.
...
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Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other.
They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.
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By weight, we are mostly gluons.
None of that's matter, though.
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