If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery
If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
A man dies and ends up at the gates
A being shows him an elevator and explained "on the first level, you will see a woman. You can choose to get off, or continue upward"
So he goes to the first floor and sees a woman, who isn't very attractive. She says "you can choose to get off, or carry on to success"
The man continue...
Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...
Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
A blonde is at a magical staircase that’s 100 steps high.
At the top of the stairs are untold riches, but in order to get to the top, you have to hear a joke from each individual stair and not laugh. If you laugh at any joke, you can’t go any higher. The jokes start off lame, but get progressively funnier.
The first joke comes and the blonde is stoi...
A preacher feigns illness one Sunday morning.
His weekly sermon goes untold as the preacher slips out the back door of his house and makes his way to the golf course, all alone, as everyone else is in church.
The preacher's first shot from tee sails beautifully, curves gently in the wind, as if by divine intervention, hits the green and ...
What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?
I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...