If someone unearths a source of untold power then it is a discovery
If someone is not told about an unearthed power source, it is a shock
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3 couples participated in an experiment about orgasms.
Each couple was shown a room with a bed full of sensors. Above the door leading into each room, was a special meter, akin to a speedometer, able to indicate up to 100.
So first round, couples do their routine stuff, and go see their meters. 20, 40, 60. There was a locked door however, the met...
Kids these days have access to untold HD videos of models on the internet
I had the JCPenny catalog.
Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering...
Yes, I forgot our anniversary again.
A blonde is at a magical staircase that’s 100 steps high.
At the top of the stairs are untold riches, but in order to get to the top, you have to hear a joke from each individual stair and not laugh. If you laugh at any joke, you can’t go any higher. The jokes start off lame, but get progressively funnier.
The first joke comes and the blonde is stoi...
A preacher feigns illness one Sunday morning.
His weekly sermon goes untold as the preacher slips out the back door of his house and makes his way to the golf course, all alone, as everyone else is in church.
The preacher's first shot from tee sails beautifully, curves gently in the wind, as if by divine intervention, hits the green and ...
What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?
I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...