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Doc, every part of my body hurts:

Me: “I touch my head it hurts.

I touch my stomach it hurrs

I touch my leg it hurts

I touch my eye it hurts

I touch my neck it hurts.

What is wrong with me?”

Doc: “You have a broken finger”

A man sees a doctor....

A man sees a doctor complaining that everything he touches, hurts.

'Doctor, I touch on my arm, it hurts
' I touch on my leg it hurts, I touch on my chest it hurts'.

Doctor examines carefully and says,
Everything you touch hurts because your finger is broken

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