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What kind of Bees produce milk?

There is no creature for which this is more true than the honey bee. Amazingly, queen bees are genetically exactly identical to worker bees. But they’re fed a different diet from worker bees their whole lives, from the time they are tiny larvae, until the day they die. This different meal plan cause...

Jacob was a nice old farmer known for his happy chickens.

One day he dies and meets his maker. God tells him that because he took such good care of his chickens he's going to bring him back to earth as one.

So Jacob opens his eyes and he's surrounded by other chickens and straight away asks the nearest one how to lay eggs

The other chickens...

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