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In Person Jokes

A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting!" thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself!

Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry on bag and began penciling in the answers.

"This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. "I'm really good at crosswords!"

It crossed his mind that if ...

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[This one is better if you can act it out in person] A guy walks into a bar...

...sits down at the bar, gets a drink, and then begins poking at the palm of his hand before holding it to the side of his face and having a conversation with...apparently no one...for several minutes.

The bartender's weirded out by this, so he approaches the man as soon as his 'episode' is o...

My wife and I are going to San Francisco to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

Her: What will you do when you finally see it?

Me: Let’s….cross that bridge when we get there.

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[NSFW] Sounds better said in person

Man 1: Do your remember your first blowjob?

Man 2: Yeah

Man 1: What did it taste like?

They’re having a great sale in person at the mall for Black Friday

Everything is buy one, get achoo free

Because of the coronavirus, churches unable to meet in person this Sunday...

...will be celebrating "E-ster."

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What do you call someone who's really nice in person, but an asshole on the internet?

An asshole

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I asked a female ghost in person if her boobs are natural

"No," she said. "It's supernatural, you perv."

What kind of reptile does PI work, and works in personal finance on the side?

An investigator

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