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Populate Jokes

Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.

They call it Mars.

The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...

Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-po...

I'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in France.

I've heard it's nice.

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I suddenly woke up in a world populated by dogs

There were dogs of all different breeds and for some reason most of them were puppies. While I looked around an older dog approached me:

"Welcome." - He said - "I'm Old Dog Bob, and I'm designated to explain things to you..."

What? the dogs could talk?

"...Once every 100 years a...

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Three guys are stranded on an island populated with cannibals.

The king of the cannibals tells them that there is a way to get out of the island if they accomplish a certain task.

So the king says to the three men, "Collect ten of any single type of fruit and bring them to me."

The three men quickly get to work and starts looking for fruits. The...

What do you call a country populated by people with weak bladders?

A uri-nation.

How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?

A spa-ghetto


... I am so ashamed of myself...

A struggling salmon swims into a life-coach office and says he's trying to make a spreadsheet of everything he needs to do to get his life back on-track. "Where should I begin?", he asks.

Life-coach: "Populate the roes."

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